Craig Ferguson: "Mark Twain Had a Grudge Against Babies" 1.49K Michelle Cacciatore 06/04/10 03:46PM Filed to: The late late show The late late show craig ferguson Mark Twain TV Video Apparently, Mark Twain had strict guidelines about when he wanted his autobiography to be published. When Craig Ferguson discovered that no one could publish his book for a hundred years, only one reason seemed logical; Twain was a baby hater.