We know, it's hard to get off the couch when there are so many "Law & Order: SVU" marathons to choose from in one day. But, should you eventually choose to actually do something, here's how to get motivated.

As this summer's movie season continues to falter, a third-week runner beat a slew of new releases for the lackluster top spot. A cult-potential sci-fi film disappointed, and Katherine Heigl shot her way to the middle.

Judging from this clip weasels are very dog like. Watch them play with their toys.

Someone needs to house train this lady not to go in the corner of the room. This actor and actress are bristling at their invented relationship. This network star is quite the cad. You can say he pissed people off.

In a magical neighborhood called Williamsburg, old meets new, religious meets artistic, cultures combine to create a wondrous...ehhh. Old Italians and young Fauxhemians behaving stereotypically, dig it!

You may remember this ad from last week. (Keyword: ad. For a plastic surgery practice. Created by The Jacks Firm.) You uttered not a peep of protest! But some readers of our sister site Jezebel were outraged by it, and the post was pulled after an hour. What do you think?

Today is the 25th anniversary of the release of The Goonies. God, you're old. [WP]

Did Jesse James turn Sandra Bullock into a lesbian? Or was it Scarlett Johansson's singular hotness? Gary Coleman death photos for sale. Lindsay Lohan explores exciting new ways to hide her SCRAM bracelet. Monday gossip is the best revenge.

Hated Iron Man 2 but love babies? Watch this awesome clip and be amazed at what time, talent, babies, and boredom can achieve.

Are you horny, but rushed? Here's the condensed version of sex beast Andrea Peyser's column today: "Breast-feeding. It was in your face...so much testosterone...muscular chests...mommy's milk...crime against nature?...Hot single mommy...showed off her assets." Mmmm. That's the stuff. [NYP; Previously]

Poor BP has so far spent $1.25 billion on robots and shears and things to not stop the Gulf oil spill.

Eight officials from Union Carbide were found guilty in the deaths of over 15,000 people from a gas leak in Bhopal, India, in 1984. An estimated 600,000 people were affected. They face two years in jail. [BBC, AP]

[Leo DiCaprio explains the physics of basketball or something to Kevin Connolly as the LA Lakers lose to the Boston Celtics in Game 2 of the NBA Finals. Image via AP]

Ambushed in Macau by a South Korean newspaper, Kim Jong-nam, oldest son of Kim Jong-il, when asked about the sinking of the warship Cheonan said, "I do not know. Please stop." He said his father is "doing well." [JoongAng Daily]

Army Specialist Bradley Manning, 22, was arrested last month after bragging about giving Wikileaks the infamous Iraq helicopter assault video, plus a previously unknown 260,000 classified US diplomatic cables that he said are "almost criminal political back dealings." [Wired]

Crooked old Charlie Rangel is running for reelection. And he compared Barack Obama to Dick Cheney.

After a rocky start, Bernie Madoff has finally settled into prison life. He hangs with spies, haggles over laundry, and bitches about his former clients: "I carried them for twenty years, and now I'm doing 150 years."

Remember the nationwide grassroots uprising that miraculously sprung up at town hall meetings last summer? People were furious about health care reform! Well, all of that yelling did accomplish something—the end of civil debate on the campaign trail.

The Coast Guard says the Gulf of Mexico cleanup effort could last at least until the fall—if the oil spill is stopped by summer. BP says its capturing 10,000 barrels of crude per day. [Image via AP]