[Former "High School Musical" star Ashley Tisdale continues to film a Disney Channel movie in Toronto; image via Splash]

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There's another leak in the Gulf of Mexico. And it's supposedly been going on since April. It's unrelated to the BP spill; it's coming from another rig off the coast of Louisiana. But a 10 mile-long slick is now visible.

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Several sources report Lindsay Lohan's booze-sniffing SCRAM bracelet alerted authorities last night of either alcohol, tampering, or a missed curfew. Now her lawyers are reportedly at an emergency meeting with her judge at the Beverly Hills Courthouse. Updated.

Chris Simcox, co-founder of the Minutemen border militia and recent primary opponent of John McCain, is getting divorced. According to his wife, it's just small stuff, like how he "twice brandished a gun and threatened to shoot his family."

Gold prices rose above $1,250 per ounce today, the highest price ever. Downside: it's a reaction of panicked investors to the ongoing total collapse of the European and, yes, global economies. Upside: it's a great time for chain-snatchers. Tie.

Julia Stiles will join the cast of Dexter, John Stamos signs on to Glee, Steve Urkel didn't know what he was doing, and TBS launches a campaign to get Conan O'Brien nominated for the Emmys.

Last Tuesday, the New York Times raved that the "stylish and easy-to-use" iPad app Pulse gives "hope... [to] news organizations still puzzling over their iPad strategies." On Monday, New York Times lawyers had the app banned. That'll teach those hopemongers.

New York Times writer Alex Kuczynski is spouting her usual nonsense. She hates denim-printed Huggies and is sick of parents dressing babies like adults. Her solution? Using the fashion diapers to dress her own baby up like an adult. Huh?

TONIGHT: The curtain closes on the first seasons of Glee and Justified while ABC Family's new drama Dirty Little Liars premieres. Plus, new Hell's Kitchen, America's Got Talent and Game 3 of the NBA Finals.

Sabu, a five-ton elephant, escaped from the circus and wandered through Zurich last night, terrifying locals but doing surprisingly little damage. Sabu swam in Lake Zurich and was filmed strolling through the city's shopping and financial districts.

The judge in Rod Blagojevich's corruption trial has told him to stop tweeting in court.

Pugs are always awesome, but they can get lazy at times. Here's a good way to keep them active and entertain yourself at the same time.

Steve Jobs has already been busted for exaggerating the resolution of a new iPhone screen the Apple CEO unveiled yesterday. It's only the latest in a series of misleading videos, pictures and claims designed to part you and your money.

Democrat Blanche Lincoln, sworn enemy to the left, may see her Senate career come to an end tonight in Arkansas, where she faces a runoff against Lt. Gov. Bill Halter. The polls are close! Can she just lose already?

The unprofitable Huffington Post won't even discuss selling to Yahoo for several hundred million.

McCafé, Mcdonald's superfluously-accented coffee-like beveragé, is a hugé success! Its popularity of McD's Frappés is lifting the entire company, and putting Starbucks in further peril. Congratulations on your poor tasté, America. [WSJ]

It can't be explained by nature or science, but it happens to everyone: You get some annoying tune or jingle playing on repeat in your noggin' for hours on end. Here is how to stop the music.