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Today at Gawker.TV, Whoopi Goldberg loses it over the BP Oil Spill, the MTV Movie Award F-Bombs, tears on The Bachelorette, and Stephen Colbert tears off his sleeves and shows Obama how to be angry like a man.

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Despised BP CEO Tony Hayward will testify in Congress next week. Uh oh.

Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Glee star Chris Colfer tells Jimmy and Molly Shannon why he's on bad terms with Paramount Security and about a little accident he had on the lot.

This week the Creators Project meets Curt Morgan, Brain Farm founder and digital action-sports film pioneer. His genius lies not only in the image, but the government missile technology inside his personalized Cineflex V14 Gyro-stabilized Camera.

All five New Jersey housewives reportedly only make slightly more than $3K per episode, about $7K less than their New York counterparts. Sure, they're waiting to cash in on QVC lines and book deals, but Teresa needs cash now!

On last night's episode, Danielle spiraled further into madness while the other wives peered down the well after her. Well, Jacqueline's daughter jumped down in there to chase her, which is never a good idea.

Lady Gaga premiered her "Alejandro" music video (directed by Steven Klein) today and, while its nine-minute runtime is comparable to the video for "Telephone," the similarities end there. Military! Sex! Military Sex! The highly stylish video, and initial reaction, inside.

The Way We Live Now: Purely on assumption. We assume people are living. As far as we know. We haven't heard any differently. Not since we shut down the suicide hotlines. It makes the news much calmer, you see.

Last night, Real Housewife Danielle Staub took her usual drama to another level by comparing Jacqueline's daughter Ashley's actions—calling her a "square tit Grinch"—to racist terrorism. Watch what Ashley said, and Danielle crazily venting about it, inside.

So much has changed since Sarah Palin was governor. She raised a baby; her baby raised a baby; she made millions of dollars on a book. And at the Belmont Stakes this weekend, something else looked a little, um, new.

On his first night on the job we found out that Ricky Minor is a great musician and that he apparently has a hot wife. Thanks for the heads up Jay!

[Christina Aguilera makes like a superhero with shiny underpants on the outside, at a performance for NBC's Today Show. Image via Splash.]

Last night on The Bachelorette, Ali and her suitors starred in the new Bare Naked Ladies music video. The ever-sensitive Jonathan had trouble kissing Ali during their scene together and was brought to tears when heckled by the other guys.

It's understandable if some damage is incurred while docking (we're all human), but his must be the worst parallel parking job I've ever seen. How did this boat captain ever get a license?

If your summer television schedule is devoid of buddy cop comedies, here's a show to consider. Colin Hanks is the straight man, Bradley Whitford is the crazy guy and expect a rotating cast of weird criminals.

With the news of Gary Coleman's tragic death and the subsequent sad spectacle of his deathbed photos being sold to the media, the world has wondered: What does Gary Coleman's former agent Victor Perillo think about this? At last—answers!

Naquita, 14, has accused Xavier, 17, aka "Swagger McDagger," of getting her pregnant. He claims that "he's a man" and will take responsibility if the baby is his. Oh yeah, he also has two other kids.