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Today at Gawker.TV, Bradley Cooper's awkward interview with Morning Joe's Mike Brzezinski, Kenan Thompson and Reba share a stage during the CMT awards, and Craig Ferguson and Jimmy Fallon declare a Late Night Wars truce wearing Mickey Mouse hands.

Here's a trailer for Tangled, Disney's terribly titled Rapunzel animated movie musical. The look of the film is inspired by "The Swing," though it's rendered in cold 3D computer animation. This is something of a disappointment.

This woman from New Jersey has officially set the most noble goal ever: to become the world's fattest lady. Donna Simpson is already at 600 pounds, she's only a mere 400 more away from her target of 1,000 pounds.

A wise soul named Erykah Badu once said, "Now keep in mind that I'm an artist so I'm sensitive about my shit." And the series premiere of Work of Art proved this true when things got heated during the critiques.

Yesterday, we told you about American Apparel's practice of making hires and promotions based largely on "full body" employee photos. We now have internal documents and photos detailing the policy—plus, former employees vent on life in AA's fashion dungeon.

A goat named Lancelot has attacked Rep. Anthony Weiner, on Capitol Hill. Any questions? Okay, fine, it was his own borrowed goat. He had brought two goats to the Hill to discuss ending some goat subsidy, before the malicious assault.

On Bridal Boot Camp, VH1's newest reality venture, barely-overweight brides-to-be compete to lose weight and win the wedding of their dreams. Of course this would involve running a military-style training course in wedding dresses.

Each finalist on last night's Top Chef Masters got a highlight video before the main cooking event. Chef Susur Lee's showed that he has a passion for cuisine, back-handed insults, and appliances that function properly.

[January Jones arrives home the morning after this event, in last night's clothes. When Don Draper finds out, he will be furious. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

In your absurd Thursday media column: the oil spill drives reporters to attempt insane feats, Peter Shankman makes an insane pile of money, and a WaPo reporter's insane book party. Insanity!

While you may initially think of this performance as a mess, the only failure the "singer" commits is forgetting to hold on tight. His commitment to showmanship, on the other hand, is A+.

The story of Democratic Senate nominee Alvin Greene, the 32-year-old unemployed veteran who won Tuesday's primary with no money or campaign, is basically the most bizarre one ever. Maybe he is a plant! One congressman is calling for an investigation.

Steve Jobs has cast Apple as the most pristine of tech giants, but his sanctimony sometimes backfires. Here, the CEO says Apple guards each use of private customer data—days before Apple partner AT&T exposed iPad customers' private information.

[A newspaper clipping from somewhere wonderful in Ohio. via TNR]

This video from the Upright Citizen's Brigade sheds some light on the BP fiasco. Apparently, British Petroleum has difficulty when anything spills.

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps aural abomination, "Money Can't Buy You Class," continues to amuse. She performed the song on an LA morning show earlier this week. The station's interns laughed at her while she performed.

After the world collectively shrieked with horror at two-year-old smoking baby Ardi Rizal, the parents of this three-year-old Chinese tot thought to themselves, "Hey, we've got a smoking baby. Ours is a boozehound, too." Self-destructing babies: Your ticket to fame.

Landon employed the "head to butt move" seen in this video to help he and Carley ass-push themselves to victory in the final challenge. Hey, for 200k, this could've gotten a lot dirtier.

This thing looks like that thing. At least re-crop the photo!