This woman from New Jersey has officially set the most noble goal ever: to become the world's fattest lady. Donna Simpson is already at 600 pounds, she's only a mere 400 more away from her target of 1,000 pounds.

She can scarf down 70 pieces of sushi, her favorite food besides chocolate, in one sitting. Television gold, perhaps? She wants her own reality show to document the insanely exciting activities of her quest, including dropping nearly $750 a week on groceries to keep ingesting 12,000 calories a day.