The ladies of The View got hot and bothered when Usher started talking about his latest cologne, Usher VIP. Just one spritz and the average male is taken to a place where "smart is sexy and intelligence rules the day."

Defeated birther Orly Taitz now wants to challenge Sen. Dianne Feinstein, saying, "[Feinstein] used to be an attorney, married to a surgeon. I am an attorney and I am also a dental surgeon." How could she not run, knowing this?

In order to avoid "colloquialisms, neologisms and jargon," the Times has banned the word "tweet."

While going over the headlines this morning on Fox & Friends, Steve Doocy reacted to Kevin Costner's involvement in the gulf oil spill in the same way that many have reacted to Mr. Costner's films for the past ten years.

Teresa Giudice, the Real Housewife of New Jersey who is $11 million in debt, is selling the enormous novelty house that's been featured like a funny sidekick on her show these past two seasons. For $3.99m, it can be yours.

Does this Twitter account really belong to Debrahlee Lorenzana, the plastic surgery aficionado who says Citibank fired her for being too hot? She follows three people, two of whom are Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

Khloe and Kourtney made their Late Show debut last night and even with prior warning by Dave they didn't have anything to discuss! Thankfully Lamar Odom is on the Lakers and Kris Jenner is kind of an alcoholic.

Jay-Z's Empire State of Mind has inspired countless YouTube parodies, some are great and some aren't. A whole bunch are about Jews and the crazy things we do. Let's take a look at a few.

A serious staff exodus is underway at the New York Post. The paper has lost several big names already this year. Now, several more (including Neel Shah) are leaving. Col Allan's management skills are perhaps not the best?

The hosts residing in the 12:35 AM time slot took time out of their shows last night to declare a truce on the Late Night Wars using over-sized Mickey Mouse hands. Isn't nice to see them getting along?

South Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidates Gresham Barrett and Nikki Haley face a runoff after neither won a majority in Tuesday's primary, and their new ads are already rolling out! In this one, Barrett rather unsubtly points out Haley's rumored affairs.

When Kid Rock introduced Reba during last night's CMT Awards, the crowd was surprised to see Kenan Thompson walk onstage singing a country song, dressed in a green dress and red wig. That is, until the real Reba showed up.

And by "beat up" we mean slapped at weakly and then called poor. A young Oregonian actually named Yale W. Fan has decided to attend Harvard over his namesake next year. The exciting story is here, you fucking nerds.

You can tell these guys are awesome because one has a shirt that says "Hustler" on it. Watch them tie together two doors to foil the escape of any dorm inhabitants.

Finally, 3-D ads are coming to your television. We'd show you, but what's the point?

Addiction recovery is a lonely road to walk—all your party friends are gone. Add a vacation house in booze-happy edens like Fire Island and the Hamptons, and it becomes even lonelier. The New York Times gets this.

Last night, Stephen showed us just how far "friend of the show" status extends; right up until you make a controversial statement about Israel. Here he suggests a new tactic the recently retired reporter might want to try.

With all the hoopla surrounding the new Robin Hood movie, you might as well get in on the action and learn how to make your own bow and arrow. Hunt anything from deer to the Sheriff of Nottingham.

On Toddlers & Tiaras, we accompanied Zander, a self-described "Pageant Diva" who has competed in over 60 pageants, on a relaxing trip to the local nail salon. Observe as he undergoes the rigors of modern beauty at a tender age.

What with all the selling of kids, and terrorizing of kids, and forcing kids to fight, and dressing kids as Hitler, you may have assumed that parents today could not get any worse. Wrong! They can also ignore their kids.