[A tipster sends along this miraculous photo—which is "jamming up the gay staff listserve" on Capitol Hill — of GOP Rep. Aaron Schock (right) at Tuesday night's White House picnic. Did he win any prizes? Click to enlarge.]

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[The day after a multi-car accident—and amid reports that she was drinking and driving with Bobby Flay—Mad Men actress January Jones (center) hides among the tie-dyed masses. Hey, is that a hickey? Image via X-17 Agency.]

Check out this exclusive clip from the upcoming Mythbusters Top 25 special, unless you've killed the child inside you and hate gratuitously awesome explosion fests.

There's nothing like seeing a late night stalwart get dissed by a precocious kid, which is exactly what happened last night when eleven year old Jaden Smith (spawn of Will "Willenium" Smith) dropped by David Letterman's studio.

Minnesota's lunatic congressmonster, Michele Bachmann, was on a little radio program this morning talking about our sinister president Barack Obama and she essentially asserted that he is the worst president ever. Then she threatened to karate-kill him. Oh boy.

Conan O'Brien and Jack White unite to create sweet music, the Hoff will head to The Young and the Restless next week, Lindsay Lohan is seeking a new assistant, and Saved by the Bell's oil spill of their own.

Florida's newly independent Senate candidate, Gov. Charlie Crist, feels so liberated from Republicanism nowadays! Today he vetoed a bill requiring "women seeking an abortion to get an ultrasound, and to listen to a doctor give a description of the fetus."

Wally Backman, former second baseman for the NY Mets, was featured in the miniseries Playing for Peanuts as manager of the South Georgia Peanuts. In this uncensored, deleted scene, Backman is ejected and delivers an obscenity-laden freakout for the ages.

Two sexy underage teens were in the midst of their "very first kiss as a couple" when a Google Maps van snapped their picture. Now Eddie Bateman and Hayley Moss are recorded for posterity getting it on behind a bush.

New York's upcoming Gay Pride parade was already rerouted and shortened a mile due to city budget cuts. Now West Village residents along one block of the new route want it diverted again so gays won't trample their precious flowers.

Slash and company played a show in Milan when a rogue fan ran from backstage and nearly took out Slash! The guitar was damaged, but the musician was unharmed. Slash grabbed another axe and finished out the song.

Smarmy lie-machine Bill Kristol "reports" that the Administration will support "an effort next week at the United Nations to set up an independent commission, under UN auspices," to investigate the flotilla raid. The White House responds that Bill Kristol sucks.

TONIGHT: After a day of watching World Cup action, ease into night with a new episode of Friday Night Lights and Real Time with Bill Maher. And don't forget Sunday's big season 3 premiere of True Blood.

Comedian Reggie Watts is not only great at making us laugh, but is a genuine musical talent as well. In this video, his voice serves as the background music that he lays rhymes down over.

Mad Men star January Jones' hit-and-run may have involved alcohol... and Bobby Flay.

[This is "BP Truck," a 2006 oil painting by Chicago-based artist Chuck Meyers. Maybe BP just wanted to paint the Gulf (brownish) red? Image via chuckmeyers.com. Update: Chuck whipped together an updated version, on sale now on eBay.]

Today at Gawker.TV, Jason Bateman and Will Arnett experiment with product placement, R. Kelly opens the World Cup, John Stewart has another BP tirade, Bethenny Frankel acts like a hypocrite, and Stephen Colbert inspects Michael Jordan's new facial hair.

Congratulations to intrepid spaniel Stigg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

This video is a great example of why cats have nine lives. Watch to see what happens when this itty bitty kitten named Fynn checks out his reflection in the mirror.