Dangerously hot banker Debrahlee Lorenzana is talking to the owner of a Long Island "dining den and social club" about forming an anti-sexual harassment group. She'll be the face of sexual harassment. Or maybe the boobs of sexual harassment. [NYPost]

Polish authorities say they have arrested Uri Brodsky, an alleged Israeli intelligence agent, for his part in the killing of Hamas military commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh in Dubai in January. Germany wants him extradited for using a forged German passport. [BBC]

Politico columnist Roger Simon—who has been away from work since October—had both legs amputated after getting a blood infection. He's now back to work talking about drugs, handicapped parking spots and selling his old legs on eBay.

January Jones' version of her strange car crash doesn't add up. Neither does Jodie Foster's version of her boy-hitting episode. Who's Tiger Woods' new blonde? Lady Gaga Sparks Mets Apology to Jerry Seinfeld. Saturday Gossip Roundup is an amateur detective.

Something old and something new-ish: First is the fifth Leghorn cartoon to be released, followed by the most recent. After the jump you'll also find more Leghorn, but perhaps a bit too deep fried to sit well in your stomach.

Abby Sunderland, the teen sailor who ran into trouble on her trip around the world, has been rescued by a French fishing boat.

Rodney Dangerfield built his act on pithy self-deprecation that he linked together in broad thematic sections. Here the comedic master touches on his marriage, his health, and his looks.

[Michelle Obama gave the crowd a wave after addressing the graduating class of D.C.'s Anacostia Senior High School today. Image via Getty]

This week we bit another piece out of the Apple. Or was it the AT&T? Whatever it was, it was a bite of something.

On a whole, Newsies is pretty homoerotic. But Newsies set to Lady Gaga? Maybe a bit strange at first...but then you realize it's kind of perfect. Watch as Christian Bale and company dance their way into mashup history.

A tipster spotted Snooki and "her dad" at JFK this afternoon on the way to LA. (Is that her dad's arm on the left? Unclear!) If you see someone, email us a photo. Or post it to #stalker.

Today we looked at a teen couple caught making out by Google Maps. This inspired a couple commenters to reminisce about those exciting times of teenage lurve. Or, y'know, lurst.

If you haven't witnessed the phenomenon of extreme dog grooming, watch this sneak peak of TLC's tv special and witness dogs being transformed into lions, buffaloes, and other creatures.

If you've been following any Forbes staffers' tweets lately, you might notice a uniform push to help their famous CEO Steve Forbes get more Twitter followers. That's because the company is actually asking its employees to advertise their boss's account.

Just in case you haven't had your fill of Internet Week New York-related goodness yet, here's a video from CNN that examines the mysterious trend of techie people who *gasp* like to throw and attend parties, including the Webutante Ball.

Did you ever wonder what went on during Internet Week New York, but weren't around to see for yourself? Well, thanks to this video by NYC Media, anyone can take a peek inside the festivities in all their nerdy glory.

There's a fun drinking game for this disgusting, hilarious video. Start chugging the moment you lose all hope for humanity, and soon you'll feel slightly better.

The World Cup soccer games started today in South Africa and the whole world (minus America) is all excited. We've already looked at the sexy players, but what about those crazy football fans? They sure are... something!

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