Gather round, unhappily married men, because the FDA has issued a report on flibanserin, the real live "Female Viagra" that will usher in a new golden age of raw, dirty once-per-month sexing.

Last night, the internet recoiled at a cellphone video of a police officer punching a 17-year-old female jaywalker in the head in Seattle. Today, the president of the Seattle Police Officers Guild defended the cop.

Magnitka is an enormous Russian steel mill—located 800 miles east of Moscow—that was commissioned by Joseph Stalin in the 1930s in an attempt to compete with the West. Inside, an amazing time-lapse video brings you inside the fortress.

A member of Goatse Security had his home searched by the FBI yesterday before going to jail for drugs. The group gave Apple and AT&T headaches over weak iPad customer security; now it's been punished with headaches of its own.

Hondas are the most stolen cars in New York. This is nothing new. What is new? Car thieves are now using the "Internet" to get access to your sweet whip. Don't sell your car on Craigslist!

The upside of being a professional pooper-scooper: A guy found $58 in dog poo.

Have you ever bitten into a right out of the oven pizza only to burn the roof of your mouth? If so, you are a victim of "pizza palate". Thankfully, the Doctors have a remedy for what ails you.

Last night Erin sang Lousie Roe's praises while simultaneously trashing Olivia right in front of her. Olivia, being the crafty person that she is, befriends Louise and throws it back in her face. Good luck next time, Erin.

In your womp-filled Wednesday media column: Greta Van Susteren will never leave your TV screen, an ad blogger gets an ad job, Benoit Denizet-Lewis is a Good Man, and the FT is the paper of the future.

America's greatest journalism show Fox & Friends had Newt Gingrich on this morning to discuss, among other things, Obama's call for "prayer" in last night's speech. Wasn't it offensive for this notorious God-hating monster to suddenly ask for His help?

No story about rare tiger cubs would be complete without a video of the conception. Our only problem is the porno lacked a decent storyline.

Last night on America's Got Talent, Mary won back the audience by whipping out her mad yodeling skills. She looks like a whack-job Sharon Osbourne, acts like Jane Lynch and is just plain amazing.

We were too busy eating Mexican food last night to watch The City. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern is around to give us all the dirt, and eat our left-over chimichanga.

Crazy ladies fear AIDS! Vuvuzela dangers! Tuberculosis rampant! Cell phone radiation! Skinny blood! Skinny sex! Sexy diets! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while smearing ourselves with disinfectant!

Going over recent news, Stephen cast judgment on the Marshall Island's involvement in the BP oil spill. With the venom churning, Colbert then directed his ire towards the happiest place on Earth.

Remember that gay French (is that redundant?) McDonald's ad that was cute, if not kinda sad (kid's closeted, after all)? Well an American McDonald's exec is now saying that kind of ad will never run in the States.

My Life on the D List returned last night and the show dived right into Kathy's foray into "serious acting." The cameras shed insight to her girl-on-girl kiss with Mariska Hargitay and highlights Kathy hanging out on the SVU set.

The Nation reports that creepy Blackwater owner Erik Prince, who has abruptly put his company up for sale, may move to the UAE, which has no extradition treaty with the United States. He hasn't been charged with any crimes, yet.

BP has tentatively agreed to set up a $20 billion escrow fund to pay claims.

Hottie banker Debrahlee Lorenzana—who says Citibank fired her for being too hot—has switched lawyers because "sex positive women's rights lawyer" Jack Tuckner recently faced sexual harassment allegations of his own, over a sadomasochistic spanking scandal involving his secretary.