The Office gets a new permanent cast member, four Jersey Shore cast-mates will be eliminated at the end of the upcoming season, why Judge Judy rules daytime, and the mystery behind bros icing bros' website going down has been solved.

On Sunday a South Korean man tweeted, "I'm going to commit suicide. To all of you, even those who shared the slightest friendship with me, I love you." He then hung himself from a dock on Seoul's Han River. [Telegraph]

Chicago mayor Richard Daley harangued anti-Wal-Mart reporters: "You accept it there because most of you live in the suburbs, right?..But you will question it here in the city of Chicago." Then he stuck a gun up their butts. Well—mentally.

TONIGHT: We've got the season premiere of Top Chef: DC and the series premiere of the Betty White vehicle Hot in Cleveland. Plus, new So You Think You Can Dance and America's Got Talent.

One of MTV's favorite guidettes, Sammi Giancola, won't face charges for punching a girl in a Miami club. Prosecutors said they don't go after perps once they have left the county. Finally, someone is safe after fleeing to New Jersey.

Due to his condescending and overbearing attitude as well as a serious mistake during service, Executive Chef Scott Hawley was up for elimination on last night's Hell's Kitchen. After listening to his excuses, Chef Ramsey shuts him down hard. Ouch.

The Way We Live Now: Scrutinizing one another. Verrrrryyy carefully. Where did you get that money, exactly? Why is your bed so expensive? And are you sure this job application is accurate? You know you don't have any "skills."

The Office's BJ Novak hosted the 14th annual Webby Awards in New York the other night, starting with a great opening monologue mocking basically everyone and everything online. Highlights after the jump.

Levi Johnston has successfully marketed his "brand" after impregnating Bristol Palin. But what of his sister, Mercede, who impregnated no one? When will somebody pay her for being tangentially news-related? Soon, probably, now that she has a funny blog.

We stumped everyone today! Here's one last look at difficult today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kathy Griffin takes us inside her gig at Law & Order: SVU, America's Got Talent unleashes an American Susan Boyle, Ryan Cabrera resurfaces on The Hills, and attention Twihards—Robert Pattinson talks about his nude scenes.

In uncertain times, Americans want to hear from a strong, steady voice that can reassure them and strengthen their resolve. This morning, a voice emerged. Snooki stopped by Fox & Friends to discuss the shore and her political views.

In order to keep up with the times, Dave has decided to venture out into the world of Twitter, webcasts, and podcasts. As the video shows, he clearly doesn't have the hang of the internet just yet.

Does California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman's violent temper and bullying behavior run in the family? The billionaire ex-eBay CEO's son was charged with felony battery for breaking a woman's ankle after her friend said "Fuck you" and "Fuck your fraternity."

Alice Tan Ridley has made a living for the past 20 years performing in the NYC subway. Oh, she's also Precious star Gabourey Sidibe's mother. But yesterday on America's Got Talent, all eyes were on Ridley. Her inspiring performance, inside.

Are you a boss? Do you want to be beloved? Do you know what Oprah just gave to every single staffer of O, the Oprah Magazine?

Cedric the Entertainer talks with Jimmy Fallon on Late Night about a new iPhone app he wants to see in the near future. This may turn out to be the best selling app ever.

It isn't easy parading around naked, even if you are Robert Pattinson. Here he discusses the unique challenges posed by nude filming.

Normally, track and field would not be considered a contact sport. This is an exception.