Sometimes it's nice to put down the chalice, for once, and realize that Bob Marley was not the second coming of Jesus, or a hippie, for Chrissake. He was a flawed man! A new biography tells us just how flawed.

Pipedream Products [surprisingly SFW] describes their Lady Gag Gag inflatable sex doll as a "deep-throat drag queen" which implies penis. But on the box she looks like a real lady. Now we have to buy one to investigate ourselves. [ONTD]

[BP CEO Tony Hayward, along with various other BP chairmen, presidents, executives and counsels, enter the White House for their first meeting with Barack Obama. A very tense Rose Garden press conference will take place around 12:15. Image via AP.]

Daily Profile: Chelsea Clinton

In the wee hours of Monday morning, some Russian revolutionaries sneaked onto a drawbridge and spray-painted the Cosmic Cock, in honor of Che Guevara's bday. When the drawbridge raised at 1:40 am, there the unit was, pointing into the sky.

That's the only time she'll have, seeing how she's in all the movies that are made. Also today: a new finance movie sounds financey, some bizarre casting involving Jacob Black and McDreamy, and a new toy/movie that will scare you.

Using a remote control, this girl pranks her boyfriend while he is intensely watching Game 6 of the Stanley Cup. Rage ensues: he destroys the living room and blames the loss on her once he realizes what she was doing.

Bedbugs are creatures with a strong sense of social justice. They tend to attack deserving targets, like Fox News and massive ad agencies (and you?). The latest righteous bedbug victim: Goldman Sachs, baby.

Giant 3D ants take over a building near Minute Maid Stadium after a recent Astros game. Houston, known for its crazy raspberry ants that eat at electrical equipment, was the target of this massive ad campaign.

Can't wait for the new Twilight movie or the next True Blood episode? Whether you're a Twihard or just a lonely soul seeking a mate, here's some handy tips on how to attract and keep your very own vampire.

Oooo, it's almost time for a brand new Government Food Pyramid! A panel of nutrition experts issued new Dietary Guidelines yesterday for Americans to ignore. The only ones paying attention: Kraft Foods Inc., your friendly corporate diet overlord.

We were skeptical at first, but now Bristol Palin told Good Morning America "Levi and I are turning a new page here as co-parents...and putting aside the past." That's not an admission they're shacking up again, but it sounds close!

This rabbit is determined to get a hold of whatever is in this box.

Please excuse the French for believing they lived in a free country and not some Russian gulag—obviously, they were mistaken. For the first time since France became civilized, its workers are expected to work until age 62.

Here's the trailer for Never Let Me Go, the Oscar-bait adaptation of Kazuo Ishiguro's elegant, devastating science fiction novel. It stars watery eyed Brits Carey Mulligan and Keira Knightley and is directed by the guy who did... One Hour Photo?

Come for the baby who shoots lasers from her eyes, stay for the pop earworm that is Robyn's "Fembot".

[The reality sludge monster on known paparazzi corridor Robertson Boulevard in LA; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Sure, there are ads on TV and at school and on subways and in the bathroom and in elevators and on stray cats. But once you reach the store, will you remember those eleventy billion ads? Enter: in-store teevee ads.

She can't handle her controlling mother so she copes by hurting herself. Speaking of mothers, another actress sent flowers to a cameraman when his mom passed away. They may share a profession but they have very different motivations.

Is Betty White's burgeoning sex scandal too strange to be true, or too out-of-the-blue to be untrue? Miley Cyrus says she's not "slutty." Perez Hilton says his Miley Cyrus upskirt wasn't kid porn. Wednesday's gossip roundup is open to interpretation.