Gather round, unhappily married men, because the FDA has issued a report on flibanserin, the real live "Female Viagra" that will usher in a new golden age of raw, dirty once-per-month sexing.

"Lackluster." Sorry. It does not work so magically.

"The division wanted to see that an effect of treatment is an overall increase in sexual desire regardless of whether a sexual event occurred or not," states the FDA review.

The FDA was totally ready to see the ladies desire just go fucking crazy. They were ready and waiting, brother. But it didn't happen. Back to "talking," or whatever.
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