Reality star Audrina Patridge attempts to explain to a confused Regis the delicate balance between what is "real" and what is "fake" on The Hills, as she addresses this weeks most recent drama involving her love life.

[Paris Hilton does her part to keep the economy alive at L.A.'s Kitson boutique. From my multi-photo analysis, I estimate she has 8-10 shopping bags connected to her arms, plus whatever her assistant's holding. Image via INF.]

Sen. Scott Brown's not-really-famous daughter, Ayla, recently got a job as a CBS Early Show correspondent. Flush with possible stories, she settled on "interviewing her dad" for her most recent segment, pretty much exhausting her entire long-term usefulness to CBS.

Donald Trump Jr. is pitching a reality show called Keep It In the Family, in which he'll convince heirs to take over their patriarchs' businesses. It's the only way to resolve the cognitive dissonance associated with inheriting Donald Sr.'s hair.

While looking for a wedding venue and making sure the Housewives star knows how to properly slow dance, Bethenny's assistant wonders if people will be grinding at her wedding. You can take the boy out of New Jersey...

Daily Profile: Greta Van Susteren

"Dining with Starr in the Grill Room at the Four Seasons in New York meant listening to him reel off bold-face names as fast as he guzzled Diet Cokes." And guess whose name he liked to drop...

On the Late Show, Paul Schaffer asks Miley if she ever fakes it on stage. Her response? "Uh, no. YouTube me cause half the comments are like "she sounds like crap!'" Who knew Miley Cyrus was so self-aware?

Well, murderer Ronnie Lee Gardner was executed by firing squad this morning in Utah. We just read all about it on Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff's Twitter account. Please do not retweet.

Incredibly narrow, self-centered Washington socialite Sally Quinn still has access to the Washington Post publishing system, apparently, and has tricked an editor into running her latest stupid, hilarious column: why Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton should (and will) switch jobs.

This crazy homeless guy sits in broad daylight hidden only by a big plant leaf, and still manages to scare people.

Earlier this week you submitted your questions to Arthur Kade. Today they've all been answered. Video inside!

In her advice to Countess Luann on Watch What Happens Live about a certain anti-semitic comment, Kathy Griffin took things a bit further with a questionable statement that causes even the bubbly Andy Cohen to grimace.

Father's Day brings lots of new ties, so make sure you are prepared. This video shows how to tie either gifts you get or gifts you give to your dear old dad.

Dutch scientists have released data from an important new study that finds smoking marijuana can make people crazy and paranoid. A Yale psychiatrist said after reading the report, "symptoms of schizophrenia actually get worse after using cannabis." Science. [LiveScience, Getty]

This little teddy can't stay awake. As he snoozes, his nose goes smush.

That's one of the important, literary blind items we have for you today. Other gems include drunks drinking in motels, an actress with herpes, and a torrid actress/athlete affair.

This is one baby I don't want to mess with. If he's got these skills now, imagine how he'll mess you up when he's older.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Stage mom extraordinaire Dina Lohan gets into a pissing match over high-fat freebies. Lindsay's alcohol-monitoring bracelet's alert a false alarm. David Spade bags improbable hottie Padma Lakshmi. TGIFriday gossip.