Today at Gawker.TV, Danny Devito's counting the days until marijuana is legalized, Kathy Griffin offends the Jews, The Hills' Audrina explains how her show isn't fake, and Miley Cyrus knows she can't sing—but at least she doesn't lip-sync!

Wow, did you guys catch that exhilarating 2-2 tie between the US and Slovenia? What a game! Wait… were you seriously working? Work is no excuse for not watching the World Cup. Here's how you do both.

A Pakistani attorney general is investigating Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg after the site hosted an obnoxious "Draw Muhammad" contest last month. Blasphemy is punishable by death under Pakistani law, as the contest's planners well knew, so congrats, everyone! It "worked."

[Accompanied by a pug with a flexible back, Brooke Hogan auditions dancers for some upcoming song-and-dance stage thingee. Apparently she's still plugging away at her music career. Who knew? Image via Flynet.]

Last night brought the airing of the World Music Awards (yawn), co-hosted by Hayden Panettiere and Michelle Rodriguez (buh?), and J.Lo herself opened the event with a medley of, well, basically every song she's ever released. Love nostalgia? Video's inside.

America's only escapist pleasure during this endless oil spill has been yelling at and making fun of dour BP CEO Tony Hayward. What a dork! But now the fun's over, because Hayward will no longer manage operations in the Gulf.

"South African woman ruptures throat in vuvuzela contest," reports Agence France-Presse. Before we knew what "vuvuzela" meant, that sentence about a lady in Cape Town would've been funny. [AFP, via]

At this stage of his life, Danny Devito's recent activities include jamming out at Coachella and attending Comic Con. When asked what his wife thinks about his behavior, Devito describes their favorite activities: drinking, basketball, and the special green stuff.

What a journey: From a sea of entries, to a select group of six, to the best of the best, your winner of the Canon EOS 7D Video Contest has been determined. Drum roll, please!

Feds say a New York counterfeiting ring they busted had a stash of more than half a million knockoff Trojan condoms, according to the Times. These condoms lacked spermicide and "failed water leakage tests." But they look so real! [NYT]

The very funny Sloane Crosley, author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, has a new book of essays, How Did You Get This Number?. We asked her some questions, got some answers, and got her World Cup predictions, too.

There is a fine, fine line between character and actor. Unfortunately for this actress, she gets a little too into her part and ends up slamming into the floor.

On yesterday's Leno, Jonah Hill discussed his more seriousness role in the movie Cyrus. Initially nervous to play opposite John C. Reilly, the pair found a bonding activity: YouTube videos. Hill presents both his and Reilly's favorites on the show.

Oh. My. God. If you're easily disturbed, this video—in which a mother enlists her two young sons to help with a raunchy-as-hell amateur video to Yo Gotti's "5 Star Chick"—is not for you. Otherwise, come on in!

Dallas' Police Department released a video of 27-year-old Officer Kelly Beemer getting dragged out of a bar, and another one of Beemer screaming, whipping out her gun, and firing it into the floor of her cop boyfriend's patrol car.

Many liberals were upset with Barack Obama for not using Tuesday's Oval Office address to pressure the Senate into passing a cap-and-trade system or carbon tax. But may he have a "secret plan" in the works, as some are suggesting?

This guy uses his vuvuzela to celebrate everything in life—even mundane tasks like crossing the street, riding the subway, and ordering hot dogs from a street vendor. This dude takes "World Cup Fever" to a whole new level.

MTV has "made some adjustments" to their editing of Jersey Shore 2: The Sickening to "de-Italianize" the proceedings. Meaning fewer shots of the Italian flag and less usage of the term guido. Snooki's home planet will continue to be represented.

The final installment of the epic three part Real Housewives of NYC reunion got more than ridiculous when the ladies started screaming about the ill-fated St. John getaway incident. Classic Ramona Singer crazy eyes (and arms!) inside.

Last night we finally saw all of the New York ghouls put back in their coffins and lowered into the earth, where they will hopefully stay for years and years and years. Well, until next season at least.