[Thousands of people gathered in Central Park today to do yoga with acclaimed yogi Elena Bower. God expressed his displeasure by causing a thunderstorm, which rained out the proceedings. Pic via AP.]

It was the same old song and dance - or drink and fight, for that matter - on tonight's episode of The Hills. And once again in the middle of it all is Bromance Jenner. Some things never change.

Christopher 'Dudus' Coke, the Jamaican gang leader whose Kingston neighborhood was put under siege by authorities last month, resulting in 70 deaths, was arrested on Tuesday. Jamaican police will reportedly turn him over to the U.S. for extradition. [ABC]

Nearly three months after the last time he appeared with Jimmy Fallon on Late Night to "slow jam the news," Brian Williams stopped by tonight to participate in a musical number about renewable energy... and bi-curiousness. The chuckle-worthy video, inside.

After declaring that he was "terrified" of oysters, clams and mussels tonight on the Late Show, Regis Philbin was force-fed an entire raw bar (courtesy Eric Ripert/Le Bernardin) by David Letterman—and it was strangely hilarious/endearing. Video inside.

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart opened with two different segments related to topics currently in the news—the controversy over General Stanley McChrystal's Rolling Stone profile, and the one over President Obama's frequent golf outings. Videos inside.

[A group of South African kids react to Tuesday's World Cup soccer match between South Africa and France. Despite beating dumb ol' France 2-1, South Africa didn't make it through to the next round in the tournament. Pic via AP.]

The Large Hadron Collider is an enormous, $8 billion machine built to detect the existence of certain hypothesized-to-exist particles. But detect how? What if, instead of looking for particles, scientists could listen for them? This is what they'd sound like.

Disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff spent 43 months in prison thanks to his unbelievable network of congressional corruption. And now he's got a "fresh start" at a kosher pizza restaurant in Baltimore! Dibs on the movie option. [Baltimore Jewish Times, via]

The Whitest Kids You know introduce us to a group of rag tag kids who ditch school and are out for a little fun on a sunny Tuesday morning. Spoiler alert: there is a hidden message.

Gary Brooks Faulkner, the Californian who was arrested after traveling to Pakistan with a 40-inch sword to hunt Osama Bin Laden, has been released by Pakistani authorities, just in time to take over the Afghanistan War from General McChrystal. [CNN]

"Football's for girls." At least, that's what this rugby ad from the Czech Republic thinks. Taking advantage of the feigned/overdramatic injury reputation of many soccer players, the commercial cuts to the brutal chase and mocks the sport mercilessly. Video inside.

[Barack Obama deals with a pesky infiltrator during his briefing about health care reform at the White House today. Maybe they should budget more money for ointment. Image via Getty]

Today we looked at how, basically, school these days is dumb. One commenter thinks that his generation, the Boomers, learned how to do things better. Another commenter begged to differ.

Jill Johnson is UC Davis' hipster grifter. (Instead of hip, though, she's a beauty queen.) Local blogs hunted down the "prolific and notorious scammer" with "heavy, tear-smeared makeup." The internet used to be for porn. Now it's for outing grifters.

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Highly-amusing fashion designer Christian Siriano is Project Runway's most successful alum. He's made coin designing for Payless and Starbucks. What's the next logical step for a couturier on the rise? A line of O-Cel-O sponges, of course! Cash in, baby.

If you've visited Times Square, you've probably either seen the Naked Cowboy gyrating around or been sucked into taking a touristy photo with him. Now there are two Naked Cowgirls on the street—and Naked Cowboy is pissed.

This week on The Bachelorette, the guys were asked to write Ali a love poem incorporating some of the local Icelandic language. Needless to say, most of the poems got lost in translation.

Time's Joe Klein tells CNN that Stanley McChrystal has submitted his resignation, to the president! CNN has yet to confirm this, but wouldn't you trust Joe Klein with your life? Update: Video of Obama commenting on McChrystal, after the jump.