Supermodel Naomi Campbell and actresses Mia Farrow and Carol White can be subpoenaed in the trial of former Liberian president Charles Taylor, The Hague ruled today. We hope that whoever has to serve Naomi papers wears adequate protection.

Louis CK's Louie premiered last night and the biggest surprise wasn't the jokes, it was the format. Like Seinfeld, the show begins and ends with the comic doing a stand up routine that coincides with the plot of the show.

A Steelers super-fan celebrates their Super Bowl win a little too much and falls down drunk. Don't worry, there happened to be a car near by to catch his fall.

George Stephanopoulos, Clinton administration heartthrob and current Good Morning America co-host, and his actress wife Alexandra Wentworth have purchased a full-floor home at 30 E 72nd Street, for a cool $6.5M. Here are some pictures to drool over.

CNBC's Rick Santelli, whose 2009 rant calling for a "tea party" to protest government spending produced exactly that, is goin' nuts again. "STOP SPENDING STOP SPENDING," he screams, while another guest mumbles about cutting the capital gains tax. These people...

MTV debuted a trailer for Season 2 of Jersey Shore (via Miami) today, and—judging by the two minutes of footage—it appears that everyone's favorite Guidos and Guidettes will not disappoint when they return on July 29. Video inside.

NBA free agency, or LeBron-Con One, begins tomorrow. Last night, Stephen talked with coach Mike D'Antoni on how he could help the New York Knicks woo LeBron James.

Yesterday we heard the news that Larry King is leaving his long-running CNN show. As something of a tribute, we put together a brief compilation of some delightfully batty Larry moments. Gaze and remember our befuddled hero.

Meet Ted and Gracie, a couple living in the East Village who are ready to pledge their lives to each other. Unfortunately, the video makes us feel as though we're accomplice to the inevitable murder and dismemberment of Gracie's body.

In your illiterate Wednesday media column: Joe Klein fails reading comprehension, Gerald Posner does the Gerald Posner thing again, Photoshop model disclosure in Australia, a Conde-Hearst talent war foreshadowed, and Playboy grows ever less sexy.

The Senate has confirmed David Petraeus as Afghanistan's top commander in a close vote, 99-0.

ZOMGpires! Do you know what today is? It's the opening day of Twilight: Eclipse, the third movie in the novel-based vampire series. Have you so far avoided this whole phenomenon? That is silly. You need to know what's going on.

Joe Scarborough really hates House minority leader John Boehner. At least that's what came across on today's edition of Morning Joe, when he relentlessly pushed a Politico reporter into confirming his suspicion that Boehner is Washington's laziest barfly.

Deadliest Catch continued with the aftermath of Captain Phil's stroke. Last night, the crews of the other featured boats found out what happened to Phil.

In this exclusive clip of the new season of Fantasy Factory, Rob Dyrdek convinces cousin Chris "Drama'' Pfaff to take a spin in his Go-Kart. As with most instances of peer pressure, this one ends with some serious whiplash.

We were too busy having drinks with a bunch of business writers last night to watch The City. Fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern finally sobered up enough to let us know what really went down.

After discussing Al Gore's masseuse incident, the ladies of The View moved on to another famous politician's failings: King Tut's Micro-Penis! Although the missing penis was there when he was first unwrapped, Whoopi doesn't think it was theft.

Talk about strange love. As if Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston's friendship hasn't gotten bizarre enough for you yet, here they are having a romantic time ice fishing in Alaska.

The Portland massage therapist who accused Al Gore of sexual assault has gone public and revealed her name. So who is Molly Hagerty? Gawker has some details.

This week, the Supreme Court struck down like every handgun ban in America. Sure, some mothers of murdered children will whine. But take it from a certified Fox News psychologist: gun ownership is essential to our very sanity.