It's been a while since we've had a depressing look at John Edwards' depressing life. So thanks to the New Republic for this hot update, about how Edwards just wanders to bars every night, dancin' with grad students.

In what may be the biggest divorce settlement ever, Tiger Woods is said to be giving ex-wife Elin Nordegren $750 million in exchange for her never speaking of their divorce or his affairs in public. And that's not all.

The beauty of video is that you can share something awesome with others, even from across the world. Case in point: this mesmerizing Japanese water display, filled with an endless cascade of shapes, symbols, words—even animals! Video inside.

TONIGHT: Mythbusters debunks alcohol myths, Top Chef DC grills it up for Capitol Hill interns and the Real World is back on the air and back in New Orleans. Yes, you read that right.

Just what airplane travel needs: more reasons for people to be loud and drunk. Continental Airlines, soon to merge with United, has created fun specialty cocktails, like mojitos, to serve to passengers. Nothing says party like a stuffy tin box!

This afternoon marked James Franco's return to daytime and it was not to be missed. Not because it was good—by any means—but because he played a bum with a toy monkey and a "will entertain for food" sign.

So, I can't really tell if this girl is just really into whatever it is she's listening to on her headphones, or if she's possessed by a demon or something, but this video is creepily hilarious. DO YOUR THING, GIRL!

Did you know that Sen. Scott Brown is our President, right now? He's calling all the shots on financial reform! He got what he wanted yesterday — removal of a bank tax — but still won't pledge to vote yes.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Levi Johnston and Kathy Griffin go on an ice-fishing date, Whoopi Goldberg thinks King Tut's penis was small, other ships react to Captain Phil Harris' death, and the premiere of Louis CK's Louie seems quite promising.

Bulwer-Lytton prize! Bulwer-Lytton prize! They announced the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton prize for bad writing! Ha, "we didn't win," although there is always next year. Click through for some bad writing to treasure forever, like a beloved dog's cremated genitals.

We know many of you don't have speakers (or headphones) at work, but you need to see the new promo for Jersey Shore. The version with sound's below, but we also have a silent interpretation for the rest of you.

On Losing It with Jillian, Jillian meets the Vivio family, all six members of which are over six feet tall. She feels a bit inadequate being vertically challenged and then gets her Schadenfreude on when Jedediah pukes during the workout.

As the July 4th weekend approaches and with the kids finally out of school, summer really does seem to be upon us. Which means vacation! Typically that's a good thing, but sometimes it can go horribly, horribly awry.

Last night, Craig addressed what the retirement of Larry King means for The Late Late Show and its jokes. He paid tribute to King with some old footage and then started pining for the Anderson Cooper era.

In her first interview since her separation, Elizabeth Edwards covers an array of topics including her current relationship status with estranged husband and former VP candidate John, her continuing battle with breast cancer and an admiration for Sandra Bullock.

The Way We Live Now: totally misunderstanding the situation. It says here that some of you youngsters remain optimistic about your chances out there? Allow us to correct your mistaken idealistic perceptions.

In an internal BP publication, the company wrote about the many great things that were resulting from the catastrophic oil spill in the Gulf. Jimmy Kimmel showed their updated advertising campaign to put a new spin on the disaster.

Dennis Crowley might be on top of the world now, but the Foursquare founder might want to tame his growing hubris. The CEO who called Google "hopeless" has been dissing Microsoft, too.