The first major ranking of American presidents to include Barack Obama has come out, and whaddaya know, he's #15. Okay, sure! That's not a bad spot to be very prematurely ranked. But where does your favorite president (Nixon? Coolidge?) rank?

Not happy merely ruining eardrums with her aural abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class," Real Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps stopped by off-Broadway show Love, Loss, and What I Wore last night. Word is she's thinking of joining the rotating cast.

Apple is engulfed in at least four different federal lawsuits over reception problems with its new iPhone, as customers and their attorneys race to build class-action cases against the company. Angry customers, meanwhile, are reportedly swarming lawyers.

So, here is how a Thai newspaper promotes itself, with an ad showing—and I'm no expert, but—a teacher sodomizing some kid, it looks like? Tagline: "See Through the Truth." Ummm...sure, whatever you guys want. [Copyranter. Click to enlarge.]

Loose women sink ships? U.S. Marines in the Seychelles were shown photos of Russia's sexiest suspected spy during a counterintelligence briefing, as a reminder to avoid sexy women who would seduce them and steal national secrets. [SpyTalk]

The owner of Dogfish Head Brewery will host a new Discovery Channel show, Mike Huckabee gets his own show, Playgirl wants Bachelor Jake, and E! gives the green light to another Kardashian show about Khloe and Lamar Odom.

America's sweetheart Betty White continues to be the only good thing about Hot In Cleveland, and this week she got set up with her perfect man. Watch her diss Michael Buble and reveal her love of Celebrex inside.

Colorado police seek prancing parking lot leprechaun "pretending to shoot at people with his fingers."

In a recent survey of 1,000 adults, the Trojan condom company found that while Seattle residents tend to have the least sex of any major metropolitan denizens, they have sex outdoors the most. Quality, not quantity?

Camille Grammer, Playboy model and rumored Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, has filed for divorce from her famous husband, Kelsey. At least he got out of being forced onto a reality show. Everyone at Bravo is probably weeping right now.

TONIGHT: It's Bethenny's bridal shower on Bethenny Getting Married?, more mud and humiliation on Wipeout and the season 9 premiere is also the hundredth episode of Ace of Cakes.

If you grew up in the 90s you're probably familiar with "Mr. Wendal," a song about a very wise homeless man. Here's the inside scoop on the filming of the music video straight from the YouTube user info.

Happy Canada Day, everyone! How should we all celebrate? By trying to kick oot (ha!) all the Canadians that make life unbearable. There's more of them you think, and here are the ones we wouldn't mind sending home.

Speaking of unforgivable crimes: Radar claims to have a tape of Mel Gibson telling ex Oksana Grigorieva "You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault."

The Way We Live Now: puttering out. Winding down. Losing steam. The wind is leaving our sails, economically. We can't buy. We can't sell. We can't help you, you can't help us. Let's call the whole thing off.

Today at Gawker.TV, the Real World's latest cast includes an emotional-yet-homophobic skater bro, Stephen Colbert solves the mystery of King Tut's missing unit, how to take an icing like a real bro, and Jason Segel gets interviewed by a 10-year-old.

Congratulations to televisionarie for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Greetings from the movie Cyrus. I star John C. Reilly, Jonah Hill, and Marisa Tomei. I'm in theaters now! And I have nothing to do with the spawn of the world's most famous mullet-head, the owner of the ache-iest, break-iest heart that ever beat. I even set up a website to set the record straight.

Germany's Federal Assembly chosen a new president, but all anyone outside Germany cares about is his wife's tattoo, and whether Germany's "most unusual first lady" is a "First Lady mit glamour-potenzial." Meet Bettina Wulff. She's a 5'11" blonde European chick!