TONIGHT: It's Bethenny's bridal shower on Bethenny Getting Married?, more mud and humiliation on Wipeout and the season 9 premiere is also the hundredth episode of Ace of Cakes.

8:00 PM

Wipeout I can't decide which is sadder - that there are enough people who want to be on this show that it can air twice a week or that there are enough people watching it? (ABC)

8:30 PM

100 Questions The question is: Have you ever had a one night stand? Honestly, what kind of dating service has this poor character signed up for? (NBC)

9:00 PM

Burn Notice A doctor becomes the target of drug dealers and turns to Michael for help. (USA)
Rookie Blue Andy and her training officer investigate the case of an informant whose cover may have been blown. (ABC)
So You Think You Can Dance One of the Top 9 is voted off as Ne-Yo performs. (FOX)

10:00 PM

Bethenny Getting Married? Bethenny's bridal shower is thrown by Alex McCord, who is a real housewife from New York. On another note, now that news has come out that ABC is considering changing the title of Cougar Town, don't you think Bravo can drop that stupid question mark? It's offensive, it really is. I mean, is it really so surprising that a woman in her forties would be getting married? (BRAVO)
Futurama Fry puts an unflattering video on the web. (COMEDY)
Mall Cops of America A lockdown drill goes poorly. (TLC)
Ace of Cakes It's both the Season 9 premiere and the 100th episode so there's a lot of nostalgic looking back about what a nut Duff is. (FOOD)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Jere Van Dyk (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Manny Howard (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Dakota Fanning, grocery list collector Bill Keaggy, Korn (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Laurence Fishburne, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, a performance by the cast of Broadway's "In the Heights" (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Sam Trammell, Randy Sklar, Loni Love, Ryan Stout (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Jonah Hill, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Punch Brothers (NBC, repeat)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Molly Shannon, Chris Colfer, Ian Poulter, Kings Of Convenience (NBC, repeat)
Late Show with David Letterman: Taylor Lautner, Barry Sonnenfeld (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Kathy Griffin, Michael Vartan, Alicia Witt (CBS)