Over the weekend, you may have seen this video of a lovably psychotic man getting way too excited—and emotional—over seeing rainbows. Well, two days later and Double Rainbow Guy has his remix! Song of the summer? Video inside.

[Queen Elizabeth gives one of her patented scowls today while waiting to address the U.N. It was her first trip to New York since 1976, but based on that look, she fits right in with the natives. Image via AP]

Mr. Timmy won't take no for an answer when seeking out a local "fight club." Come on, we all know at least one dummy who has tried to do exactly this.

John Fitzgerald Page, the Worst Person in the World, recently re-entered our lives by trying to extort $1,000 from a 19-year-old actress. She's escaped! But other actors represented by Page's talent agency haven't been so lucky.

After 9/11, the State Department launched an Arab outreach magazine to show off the splendors of American life. It didn't work and was mired in petty politics. For example: pictures of donkeys on camping trips were deemed too "pro-Democrat".

Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail and a 90-day rehab program.

What's the best way to deal with a porn parody about the hilarious-but-canceled show you were on? Watch and review it for the world to enjoy! Reno: 911 stars Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant do just that in this video.

Our favorite non-pecker-showing Alaskan babydaddy Levi Johnston tells People that some of his claims about the Palin family last year were lies. "I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true," he says. What are those things?

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

The last time Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu visited the White House he was coldly received, which freaked everyone out. For today's visit, the White House orchestrated a much warmer photo-op of the two acting like best friends, to show unity!

Last night on The Last Comic Standing, comic Guy Torry made a joke about Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton's "caucus," and generally bombed. Watch as Torry gets defensive and combative when the judges criticize his unfunny material.

Take a few hints from the Mad Men school of pickup lines in this mash-up video of every single line used in the show. Or, on second thought, after listening to all of these cheesy old-school compliments... don't.

Here is some unequivocally good news: The AP reports that New York's power grid is holding up "...So Far." Direct quote! Plus, "electricity demand typically jumps between 5 and 6 o'clock." That's, let's see...now! Everything's fine...so far. [Pic via]

[The former actress at her probation hearing in California. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Boy Meets World's Rider Strong (Shawn) will guest on the finale of 100 Questions, Snoop Dogg and Katie Holmes head to Glee, it's Hawaii Five-0, and the first pictures of the new season of Weeds.

Here's video of a mounty arresting two people in Burnaby, BC last week as their RABID TERRIER tears at his leg. That's not the weird part. At :35 in, it seems a rodent disappears inside one suspect's... ass? Watch inside.

Today Jersey Shore pugilist JWOWW debuted her predictably skanky Filthy Couture clothing line at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. Every word of that sentence gave you a disease. Help us decide which of the outfits is the absolute worst.

This faux movie trailer is simply brilliant. If you enjoy Arrested Development (who doesn't?) and action movies, this is for you. All we can say is—well played, internet.

TONIGHT: Capt. Phil Harris continues to fight for his life on Deadliest Catch, Kathy Griffin tries to make money off her mom on My Life on the D-List and the competition heats up on America's Got Talent.

Today's Maury featured Louis, aka "Fat Man," and fiancee Rachel. Rachel, who recently battled cancer, realized Louis cheated on her when she came home from the hospital to find another woman.