Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Damon Lindelof Offends All of Uruguay
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In honor of the Netherlands victory, tonight I will smoke weed, bang a whore, and give my wife a Dutch oven. While hanging from a windmill.Tue Jul 06 20:42:51 via web
Too bad the US didn't make it. I bet he had an epic apple pie reprisal ready.
PARTY TIP: You're alive, so you might as well have a blast. What else is life for except giving your all and having a ball?Tue Jul 06 20:26:24 via web
Andrew W.K. is one tweet away from being a Saturday morning cartoon PSA.
GEORGE MICHAEL ARREST AGAIN! OR WHAT DRUNK HULK LIKE TO CALL! TUESDAY!Tue Jul 06 20:12:18 via web
So he can join his grandpa in jail! What's that? Arrested Development was canceled years ago? I'm sad.
Its over 100 degrees outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Tue Jul 06 20:17:09 via UberTwitter
Am I the only one who thinks that "Uruguay" sounds like a medication for people who don't want to pee as much?Tue Jul 06 18:47:04 via web
