Pamplona's Running of the Bulls begins today, and while we wait for the first glorious goring, I wonder: Is this schtick getting old? How can we enliven this age-old tradition of endangering the lives of humanity's eligible bachelors?

While pinch-hitting for Olivia Munn on Tuesday's Attack Of The Show, Alison Haislip schools us all in the fine art of graciously taking a compliment.

Warning: Hiding in a seemingly empty cardboard box to scare your garbage man may result in bodily injury. Still funny, though.

Tired of buying cheerleader costumes for his hookers, Rob Lowe is moving on to bigger and better purchases. Slightly insane purchases, even. TMZ is reporting that the actor and his business partners, some fatcat moguls, are buying indie studio Miramax.

Perhaps, but maybe it's because the Japanese Obama has an unfair advantage: he is a magician. In another WTF moment from Japan, an Obama impersonator captivates the audience with magic tricks, which leave them chanting: "CHANGE!" and "YES HE CAN!"

The death of the mall has been a meme long enough to have inspired an eponymous website, a documentary, and, with the onset of the recession, a slew of mall deathwatch trend stories. So...how much longer do these monstrosities have?

Sick of being left out of the daily water cooler chatter? Here's how to master the complicated networks of office politics—without getting burned.

Hot town, summer in the city! As the mercury rises so does tension and desperation. Hungry for a story, the New York Times dispatched a reporter to fry an egg on the sidewalk. Fun, right? No! Blogs are crying foul.

Now that the bun's in the oven, he wants her to get rid of it. This closeted actor thinks being in a vampire movie will save his career, and this hopped up actor set off real fireworks in the bedroom.

Forget about the Puppy Bowl, here's the next best cute and cuddly sporting enterprise. Kitty Cage Match is both adorable and fierce.

Britney doesn't want her kids to be famous. A Real Housewife leaves a stroller unattended and two kids nearly die in a swimming pool. Heidi Montag's mom is "mourning the loss of a child." Wednesday gossip has maternal anxieties.

This is what happens in New York City when the heat gets above 95 degrees: no edits have been made. This is just unrestrained, unadulterated news.

Julianne Rolle, a 39 year-old former Fox News producer, was found dead at the bottom of a 100-foot cliff last weekend in her hometown of Rancho Palos Verdes, California. Authorities now say she jumped to her death.

There's a frightening trend of parents feeding their kids pickles and recording it. The upside to this quasi-abuse are adorable reaction clips.

[The actor at the New York premiere of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." Image: Splash]

His pacifier was the perfect tool to lure him into the dishwasher. Once he latches onto the binky, there's no escape. Watch out kid, it's a trap!

"They're not all a bunch of lawless renegades." A-rab working class people, that is! The NY Post comes to this generous conclusion after three pedicab drivers—including two Muslim types—foiled a robbery. However! Muslims still threaten America—from space.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Authorities in Thailand say a 14 year-old boy was raped by a famous Russian pianist.

The wait is over: Hawaii's governor yesterday vetoed a bill that would have allowed same-sex civil unions, after much speculation.