Steve Carell stopped the Today Show to chat with Meredith and promote his new movie, Despicable Me. He goes on to discuss the reasons for leaving his hit show and how he wants to end his tenure as Michael Scott.

Apparently "there's talk in GOP circles" that Sarah Palin should replace Michael Steele as RNC chair, after Steele made the terrible mistake of calling the Afghanistan war stupid. This will not happen, because Sarah Palin is a terribly unpopular person!

While doing a shoot with model Brooklyn Decker, photographer Markus Klinko decided to snap a few photos of one of his many love interests, interrupting the shoot and seriously irritating ex-girlfriend and business partner Indrani.

Lindsay Lohan will soon turn herself into Lynwood's Century Regional Detention Facility for a 90-day sentence. How many days will she actually serve? Will she get extra time for her fingernail "fuck you"? What will her cell look like?

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Some little girls have recently been caught spitting on capitalism, by giving away lemonade from their sidewalk stand. For free! Where's the respect for suggested retail pricing? Fortunately, financial columnist Terry Savage drove by these children and yelled at them.

In your sweltering (but not sizzling) Wednesday media column: four bidders left for Newsweek, rumors of a Hachette- Hearst joint venture, Time magazine flirts with a paywall, and city hall reporters now work in a trailer, where they belong.

This is Mary Ellen. She "sings" and "plays" the piano. You may remember her from her previous performance, which earned her a spot in the Las Vegas auditions. This one put her through to the Hollywood round.

On last night's Louie, Louis CK goes to an acquaintance's medical practice for a check-up. Things get weird when Louis finds that the doctor, played by Ricky Gervais, needs a refresher on the AMA courtesy guidelines.

You know what the kids are doing these days? Nothing. They are living in their parents' houses (or houses their parents pay for) and not working. But they are turning their unemployment into a new trend: the Millennial Job Whine.

Greg Kelly has long suffered from a lack of coordination. Fortunately, his job as host of Good Day New York doesn't require much of it, unless of course that job requires he play stick ball on live TV.

We've been wondering who will make it back for season four of Mad Men ever since the third season ended, but the notoriously tight-lipped show has offered few clues. Until now! Maybe.

Because Kathy has begun remodeling her home, she and Maggie decide to start a line of muumuu's for the casual boxed-wine drinker. When it comes to fashion & branding, who would be better to help than The Hills' Lauren Conrad?

Apparently, Olivia Palermo still holds a serious grudge against Whitney Port. At a photo shoot with Ashley Greene, Olivia tried her darnedest to keep Whitney's line out of the spotlight, but was shot down by the almighty Elle editors!

Denver's mayor takes the stairs! Full Figured Fashionistas have nice hair! Fat TV shows, there and there! Calorie knowledge is rare! Exercise is mental flair! It's your Wednesday Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—from our airy lair!

Feeling blue about America's current economic prospects, Stephen Colbert found an opportunity for those seeking work. Unfortunately, the job is not an equal employment opportunity.

We were too busy haranguing Real Housewives at a Barnes & Noble on the Upper East Side to watch The City last night. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there to watch all the roommate breakup action.

What are we going to do about jobs in this country? There are only like four jobs, total. Until Alvin Greene becomes senator! The weird South Carolina candidate has a plan for everyone to make Alvin Greene action figures.

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