Paul Vasquez is now a sensation for the passionate rainbow discovery he made outside his house. He looks pretty much how you'd expect, and gets extra points for claiming that the rainbow's beams knocked him over. Inspiring.

Dulles and Reagan National Airports in Washington, DC have both opened bathrooms for pets.

If you have heard John McCain and Jan Brewer making hyperbolic claims of illegal immigrants kidnapping, murdering, raping, and beheading everyone and their brother in Arizona these days — their justification for the immigration law — then consider ignoring them?

TONIGHT: Friday Night Lights keeps up a great season with another stellar episode and Vice President Biden stops by Leno's couch to embarrass himself. Sunday is a huge night, though, with three premieres plus the full slate of HBO shows.

The dancing soldier YouTube meme has been banished from the Israel Defense Forces. Armed soldiers who danced to Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" in Hebron have been ordered to make a public service video to prevent future dancing soldier videos. [Awl, Mashable]

Kevin Pereira used the "Time 2 Sports" section of the show last night to speculate on Lebron's now infamously traitorous decision. As you can see, he could've made a lot better choices.

Gracing the cover of Vogue's annual Age Issue is American expatriate and actress Gwyneth Paltrow. She has a cookbook coming out, so they dispatched a food writer to cook with her at several of her mansions. It was sublime.

When Fox News' Shep Smith asked Michael Lohan why he didn't do more to help daughter Lindsay before she was given jail time, he exploded and dropped the F-bomb. The Lohans: keeping it classy since 2002. Click through for video.

Congratulations to MicMut for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bethenny Frankel pees in a trash can, Jason Segel hits on Hoda Kotb, Futurama's pride parade, and Greg Kelly of Good Day New York asks Colin Quinn what their deceased friend is up to.

Humans possessing vaginas, rejoice: Attraction Explained author Adam Lyons has married, which means there is one fewer "pickup artist" out there using asinine lines like "OK, when was the last time you went out in public without your underwear?"

[For those of you holding out hope that sexy Anna Chapman might parachute from her plane to Russia and sneak her way back into America's pants, sorry: the ten swapped Russian spies have landed in Moscow. Image via AP.]

Katherine Rosman is a culture reporter at the Wall Street Journal and the author of If You Knew Suzy, a memoir about the death of her mother. Today she responds to the Times book review that will run this Sunday.

Former congressman and presidential candidate Tom Tancredo is an unlikeable human; whenever GOP candidates invite him to their rallies, they immediately regret doingso. And yesterday, Tancredo went on a tear against Barack Obama, using the most epic, hilarious language available.

This interactive video allows you to move from decision to decision during LiLo's court appearance and surrender. Most of the options are either "cry hysterically" or "take it like a normal human being," but either way it's hilarious.

The award-winning film about "Angriest Man in the World" Jack "Winnebago Man" Rebney premiered at South by Southwest last year is finally getting it's limited release starting today. We have the first one minute of footage, so brace yourselves.

Advocacy group Servicemembers United got a hold of a survey the Pentagon circulated to 400,000 troops which asks obnoxious questions about how soldiers would react if they had to shower or share a tent with a gay person.

Though, sadly, he's no Mulder. Also today: Miramax has finally been bought! Yay for millionaires! Comedy Central has a new sitcom in the works, and HBO has intriguing new projects.

[Lindsay Lohan, the artistic mind behind the world's first contempt of court by reason of manicure, drops by Dick Blick Art Materials in Los Angeles. Israeli maybe-girlfriend Eilat Anschel, Dina Lohan, and Ali Lohan were also there. Image via Splash.]

Celebrate Friday by dancing to the first computer-produced dance battle in a movie! From the film Lambada, the herald of the digital music nerds rocks his comp-sci class with help from an Apple II and a dancin' stick figure.