The man who gets into one-sided fights with the Internet or words like "social justice" declared his upcoming Restoring Honor rally open to Black Panthers because the patriot-fest is about building character, not laying claim to MLK's legacy.

The Kids in the Hall enlighten the female population on what their boyfriends/husbands are really doing all those late nights in the garage. Also, who knew Henry Ford was such a terrible person?

[The World Cup-winning Spanish soccer team gets a hero's welcome in Madrid today. Image via Getty]

This morning, Tampa resident Sandy Burnham lost her 1995 Toyota Camry to a sinkhole that opened up beneath her parking space in Bordeaux Village Condominium complex. Watch her tell the harrowing story below.

Hey, you know what America needs? More novelty fast food sandwiches! Unwilling to be outdone by Sonic, which unveiled their new Footlong Quarter Pound Coney earlier this month, Carl's Jr. is testing Footlong Cheeseburgers at their Santa Ana, California locations.

Chad Eightfive is convinced this LeBronukkah ended fortuitously for everyone except the Cavaliers' owners and records a video lovenote for Cheryl Burke only to turn around and explain how great it is to be dating eighty-five women.

[Lil' Kim ladles Nutella at L.A. slurp shack Millions of Milkshakes, where she concocted a custom shake for her 34th birthday. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Today we looked at college presidents and how they all want to be really cool. Many of you shared stories of college presidents you knew way back when. One of them in particular struck a chord with us.

In this latest Breitbart-pushed Democratic Anger Video, we see Rep. Ciro Rodriguez freak out and slam some papers on a restaurant table after a lady accuses him of lying about health care reform. Why are all Democrats such monsters?

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Michelle Obama is at the annual NAACP convention today in lovely Kansas City, but she'll probably GTFO before tomorrow, when the organization could vote on a resolution condemning the Tea Party movement as "racist."

As check-in app Foursquare crosses the 2 million user mark, some of its biggest fans are already worrying it might turn into the next MySpace.

On The View today, the ladies held a discussion about Mel Gibson and the recording of his obscenity-laden phone call with ex Oksana Grigorieva. During the chat, Whoopi Goldberg repeatedly defended Gibson and insisted he's not a racist. Video inside.

After successfully predicting all seven of Germany's World Cup games as well as the final, Paul the octopus is retiring from the oracle business: "Paul will get back to his former job, namely, making children laugh." [AP, image via AP]

Gwyneth Paltrow, the world's most perfect person, has a little urban cottage in downtown Manhattan for whenever she's in town to gather perfect local meats and produce. Pictures have just been released and they are heavenly.

A Jonas Brother on Hot in Cleveland, Joan Cusack on Law & Order: SVU, Barbara Walters has recovered, Daniel Tosh is more popular on Comedy Central than Jon Stewart, and a cool chart of Simpsons characters versus their voice actors.

I wish I could wake up in the morning with the same gusto for all the little parts of my life as this sweet girl seems to have. Watch as she sings an impromptu song about everything that is great!

Every few months, Newt Gingrich says that he might run for president, and he's taking it seriously. Now that a few months have passed, Newt Gingrich is saying that he might run for president, and he's taking it seriously.

TONIGHT: The main event is the conclusion of the Danielle vs. Everyone showdown on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. But we've also got the premiere of The Closer, plus new episodes of The Bachelorette, Last Comic Standing and more.