What do you get when you put Ben Stein, liberal talk show host Stephanie Miller, St. Louis Tea Party founder Dana Loesch, and actress/commentator Nancy Giles on a panel to discuss the "Obama is Hitler/Lenin" billboard? Utter chaos! Video inside.

Everyone knows that white people love Facebook and hate MySpace. But why? In a sure-to-be-controversial new essay, a famous internet sociologist says it's a lot like white flight.

In this vintage clip from 1992 (a million years ago), a pre-Reality Bites fame Janeane Garofalo waxes about the inherent drama of Tori Spelling's short shorts (and resulting wedgies) on Beverly Hills: 90210.

The Helena, Montana school board got an earful yesterday about proposed changes to its sex education program, including—gasp!—telling children that gay people exist. Naturally, Bill O'Reilly and Gretchen Carlson will have NONE OF THAT. The facepalm-inducing video, inside.

Starting tomorrow, if you visit BBC.com instead of BBC.co.uk, you will find a new website with "U.S.-focused articles on politics and general news," helmed by 10 journalists in DC. First they ruin our ocean, now they compete with our newspapers.

Feeling crabby? Join our live blog of Top Chef and your mood will improve in no time! You won't want to miss this episode: Not only will they cook crabs, but one chef will confess that he had crabs once!

A quarter of Foursquare's new $20 million venture capital infusion will go straight into the pockets of founders Dennis Crowley and Naveen Selvadurai, according to an SEC filing. Five million dollars is a nice reward for unprofitability.

When border police arrested 29 year-old Eugene Todie at the Canadian border, they found he was wearing one of those court-ordered ankle GPS ankle bracelets. But Todie had an excellent excuse: It was a show of support for Lindsay Lohan.

[My imaginary boyfriend Prince Harry flees a serious attack of the non-lethal biological weapon known as "cooties" while visiting a Royal Air Force base in Suffolk today. Image via Getty]

You've seen the commercial right? Big Choir full of Intel employees looking awkward. Michael Showalter helps to shed some light on the reason for those uncomfortable looks on the faces of the Intel Choir.

"What would it be, if we didn't have a story about a chupacabra?" the perky Texas news anchor wondered aloud. Her co-host's reply: "It would not be a ratings month—I'm sorry, can I say that?"

Today we laid out some reasons for why we write about certain things. This sparked some philosophizing among commenters about why anyone does things on blogs, ever. One commenter made some important and truthful points about why people do writing.

Rep. Sue Myrick's niche is to constantly worry about Muslims infiltrating and conquering America. In this clip, she outlines a compelling new argument for Total Border Security: a couple of Hezbollah members have crossed the border over the past decade!

Casey Affleck's documentary about Joaquin Phoenix going crazy(er) and becoming a rapper is dropping in two months. Will I'm Not Here be the comedy many suspect it to be? Head to a theater near you to find out!

Newly re-engaged couple Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have already registered with Wal-Mart for hunting gear, Laz-E-Boys, and hockey jerseys for their impending nuptials! Okay, it's fake, but it sure is funny. [via, photo via AP]

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Two greyhound-racing Floridians are in trouble after their dogs' urine tested positive for cocaine. (Maybe that explains why they're so skinny?) Officials knew trouble was afoot when the dogs won by a nose. [CBS4, Fark, image via AP]

The North Iowa Tea Party has replaced that insane billboard comparing Obama to Hitler, Lenin.

Remember the first iPhone commercial? The one that showed you that you can listen to music, check your email, surf the web and talk with ease? Well, this guy replicated it with an iPhone 3G running iOS 4, and, well...

Weeks ago, we watched Captain Phil Harris, one of the stars of Deadliest Catch, suffer the stroke that would eventually end his life. Last night, we saw him die. It was one of the greatest moments in reality television history.