The Helena, Montana school board got an earful yesterday about proposed changes to its sex education program, including—gasp!—telling children that gay people exist. Naturally, Bill O'Reilly and Gretchen Carlson will have NONE OF THAT. The facepalm-inducing video, inside.

So, let me get this straight. The main problems that O'Reilly and Carlson have are:

  • That OMG IT'S MONTANA, NOT SAN FRANCISCO, WTF D00D,
  • that this "destructive indoctrination" by "pinheads" will... cause children to become gay? Or something...
  • that children are going to think it's OK for "Gary" to have "18 daddies," because that's common,
  • that this horrible liberal conspiracy will spread to other parts of the country
  • that... Ungh. Sigh.

Stay classy, guys.

[The O'Reilly Factor]