Today we looked at the gayest cities in America (or not), causing one classification conscious commenter (alliteration!) to wonder: like a pride of lions or murder of crows, what does one call a group of gays or lesbians? Answers below.

George W. Bush won't do any campaigning this fall, probably because it's boring.

Is there any group that makes us laugh at their incompetence more than local news reporters? (Answer: No.) Watch as this voluptuous correspondent from Tampa attempts to get an interview via an inadvertent game of "Human Frogger," and fails miserably.

Hearing a thud on his roof, a resident of Caddo Mills, Texas investigated and found a 100-lb. bag of marijuana had fallen from the sky. Turns out a low-flying airplane dropped four bags before being abandoned in a nearby field.

When confronted with a blunt reporter in Mexico about his less-than-stellar post-Sixth Sense career, the beleaguered director issued a fiery response, claiming that everyone loves his films and that he's turned down millions of dollars in the name of artistry.

The cast of Jersey Shore gets raises, the Emmy higher-ups are considering not airing Conan O'Brien's category, Aubrey O'Day gets an Oxygen reality show, and Damages is rescued from cancellation by DirectTV.

Here's the new hot 'n' sexy 36-year-old senator from West Virginia, Carte Goodwin, getting the ol' "swear-in and back slap" from Joe Biden. And immediately afterward, Goodwin broke a Republican filibuster over extending unemployment benefits! When can he be president?

"If I thought like you, I'd kill myself," said an angry M. Night Shyamalan at a recent presser after being asked by a reporter if his newest film was an attempt to revive his faltering career. Inside, Shyamalan's full response.

Everyone thinks Jennifer Aniston is a sad old maid, but there is someone who wants to tie the knot with her. Too bad it's a delusional stalker who just got slapped with a restraining order. Poor Jen: still so lonely.

Last night, Jimmy had some fun with Twitter's hashtags and asked "Why don't they make that?" Some responses were pretty ingenious, but Jimmy was puzzled by a "Falcon Punch". I guess he's never played any Super Smash Bros.

Everyone loves seeing the domino effect in action—whether it's with actual game pieces or even a recreation of the Berlin Wall's tumble—but what happens when someone accidentally triggers it after leaning on an unstable locker? Find out inside.

As we speak, Lindsay Lohan is settling into Lynwood's Century Regional Detention Center. (With a new, smirking mug shot to boot.) How many days will she actually serve? How much will her first post-jail interview fetch? Join our betting pool.

TONIGHT: Season 2 of Teen Mom premieres on MTV. Also, we've got new episodes of Hell's Kitchen, Pretty Little Liars, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, and more, plus the episode of Deadliest Catch where Capt. Phil Harris passes away.

AIDS safety! Breast cancer bad and worse news! Doctors who share! Mastering the world of dreams! And horrible sad facts of life! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while living (for now)!

Wanna read something depressing about our legal system today? We recommend this article: "I took some photos of my kids naked on a camping trip. A drugstore employee called the police — and my family's life became a living hell."

This video was shot using a do-it-yourself steadicam rig for the iPhone 4. I'm impressed. Now I want to make one and combine it with an iPhone 4 SLR lens adapter. Here's how it was made:

The sometimes vulgar, often times outspoken, and always entertaining Don Rickles was seemed to be in high spirits as he poked fun at Jay, Rickey Minor, and the Native Americans. Was he racist? Maybe a little.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jeffrey Dean Morgan puts on his drunkface for the Late Late Show, The Bachelorette gets dumped, Nic Cage used to vomit after dates, and Sylvester Stallone's wife neutered their dog because his balls didn't match their drapes.

Congratulations to haybeav for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

So, which finance CEOs snagged invites to tomorrow's financial reform signing ceremony, with the despised Barack Obama? Most of them! Except JP Morgan's Jamie Dimon and Goldman's Lloyd Blankfein, the "cool ones." They'll be alright. [Photo: AP]