The horny-meter was off the charts on last night's Hard Times of RJ Berger! RJ craves a "tug-job" from Claire, fails, and receives awkward advice from his parents, teachers, and bus driver.

Not in this order, at least. In a sorta-sociological article on The Daily Beast today, Richard Florida documents what he believes to be the the 20 gayest cities in the country. Are his conclusions correct? Eh, not really.

Remember Lonelygirl15, that fake YouTube vlog filmed in some guy's bedroom, starring an actress pretending to be adorable jailbait? It's now a $5 million web production company. Business Insider explains how this happened.

Alabama's WKRG wanted to investigate how much oil was in the water at the state's beaches so they collected samples. When a chemist tried to study it, the water exploded! Isn't this how an environmental horror movie usually starts?

After Frank voted himself off the island last night, Jimmy got to give Ali Fedotowsky an excellent "I told you so." He also ponders the big questions like "Will Ali find love" and "Why'd Ali get Roberto naked?"

Since Mad Men returns on Sunday, montage videos keep rolling out. First, we brought you Don Draper's words of wisdom (watch here). Then, the best pickup lines (watch here). Now it's the women's turn. Their best one-liners, inside.

[Mrs. Tom Cruise dressed as Jackie Onassis on the set of History Channel mini-series The Kennedys. Image via Splash.]

The 2008 Hillary Clinton campaign will never retire its debt. Now, with several hundred thousand dollars remaining, donor prizes like "Win Dinner with Bill Clinton" have been downgraded to "Hey, wanna buy a Hillary DVD for $35?"

The Way We Live Now: for the bank. Whereas formerly we only ordered the financial aspects of our lives with an eye towards impressing bankers, now we do everything to impress bankers. They're so influential!

What's a Mom to do when her teenage son murders someone? Go on the run. This season, the Botwin family assumes new identities and settle down in suburbia once again—only to pick up old their old habits.

Back when Jersey Shore first started, it was met by protests from the local tourist board. We suggested residents of Seaside Heights embrace their new image. Well, they have, and it's gone horrifically awry.

If you're not familiar with Winston, the most famous/cranky Exotic Shorthair on the Internet and pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak, you're missing out (catch up here). In this new video, Winston rides—begrudgingly so, natch—in a bike basket.

Last night on Huge, the camp held its big talent show, and like all things camp related, it was awkward and cringe-worthy. Video inside.

It turns out the Better Business Bureau is poorly named: The consumer ratings service gave an A+ to a gold seller awash in complaints and a mortgage broker targeted by two state attorneys general. Terrorists do only slightly worse.

Last night, Jersey Housewives' Danielle decided to stay sober on Watch What Happens Live in order to save her voice because she needed to "perform" soon. She filled the episode with rude, evasive comments and annoying smirks.

Last night's adventure through the jungles of North Jersey was spent dealing with the aftermath, rebuilding these lives after the battle. We carted away rubble, we said goodbye to departed weave, and we held people legally accountable for war crimes.

Lindsay Lohan surrendered herself to a 90-day jail sentence today. Gawker intern Molly Fitzpatrick served as virtual court reporter, watching livestreaming video of Lindsay's arrival and court appearance and culling the highlights for posterity. This is her story.

Last night I learned something about reality dating shows. They can get real. On The Bachelorette, Frank realized he still loved his ex-girlfriend and flew to Tahiti to break Ali's heart. They both felt real feelings and cried real tears.

In your tricky Tuesday media column: UK newspaper readers are cheap (just like us), Hugh Hefner's perch atop Playboy is safe, insta-analysis of the fallout of Martin Dunn's departure from the NYDN, and staff moves at Forbes and the NYT.

Who knew that many movie classics—from Scarface, to The Wizard of Oz, to Citizen Kane, to Star Wars, and more—could be improved so greatly just by swapping out a famous line for some Mel Gibson nonsense? Video inside.