The Only Man Who Wants to Marry Jennifer Aniston Is Totally Insane 4.44K Brian Moylan 07/20/10 03:44PM Filed to: Stalkers Stalkers Jennifer Aniston old maids Mean jokes Gettypic Everyone thinks Jennifer Aniston is a sad old maid, but there is someone who wants to tie the knot with her. Too bad it's a delusional stalker who just got slapped with a restraining order. Poor Jen: still so lonely.