Residents of Bell, California are upset that their city's administrators make annual salaries that don't exactly scream "public servant." For instance, City Manager Robert Rizzo: $787,637. And Police Chief Randy Adams: $457,000. They have agreed to resign. [LAT]

Rush Limbaugh is mad as hell at "poor old Shep Smith" and Fox News for falling into a carefully orchestrated liberal trap over the Shirley Sherrod firing: "I hate the fact that these people put me in a bad mood."

The Muslim American Society yesterday was rejected in its bid to buy a Roman Catholic Church on Staten Island by the church's board of trustees, of which Archbishop Timothy Dolan is a member. Neighbors feared the mosque would breed terrorists.

The fall of the Berlin Wall. D-Day. Reagan's heroic invasion of Grenada. The tumbling Saddam Hussein statue. Okay, forget the last one, but some events throughout history mark the birth of Freedom. And now in China, internet porn is accessible!

Tropical Storm Bonnie is expected to reach the seepy BP oil well this weekend, delaying relief work for at least 10 days.

[Rain clouds loom over a holiday cottage in the north of England, which has been suffering from heavy rain and flash floods. Pic via Getty]

Archaeologists in Sweden have discovered a stone age antler carving in an "erected-penis-like-shape." Is it an "ancient dildo"? Maybe! It could also be a tool for "chipping flakes of flint." But, come on, that's not as fun. [Live Science]

British brewery BrewDog is producing a $750 beer called "The End of History Ale." At 55 per cent volume, it's stronger than whiskey or vodka. Also, all the bottles are placed inside dead animals.

Since our interview with Jack Rebney and director Ben Steinbauer, the nation has caught Winnebago Man fever. This evening, the fellows took their film to The Tonight Show and discussed old jobs, private detectives, and Minneapolis' population.

Oh, Christina Hendricks. You don't have to tell us what it's like living with models, as we all know too well. We will, however, indulge your tales of apartments full of panty-stealing models, we guess.

[Meet Julio Camara, Mexico City's one and only sewage diver. Camara makes less than $500 a month to dive into sewers to clear blockages and repair infrastructure. Think of him next time you complain about your job. Pic via AP.]

Here's the new trailer for Tron: Legacy, the sequel to the 1980s sci-fi classic Tron. It's got Jeff Bridges, music by Daft Punk, and it's set inside a computer. What's there to dislike?

Starting with a graffiti-themed luxury competition served with a side of Ebonics, down to the nomination of the only person of color in the Big Brother house, let's take a look back at a week that was anything but wack.

Sometimes, a camera happens to be turned on/focused on something innocuous when—all of a sudden—it records an unexpected event (sort of like this). Case in point: this wedding speech, which was interrupted by a drunk-as-hell, vomiting woman.

Tonight on the penultimate episode of the questionably question mark-titled Bethenny Getting Married?, the already-married Bethenny's water broke. What's next, Bethenny Giving Birth? What about after that? Blah, whatever. Video of the moment in question is inside.

If you logged onto 4chan's anarchic /b/ message board today, you would have found a changed place. Soft music played. Instead of prodigious amounts of child porn and virulent racism, there was only a little bit. What happened?

OK, it's only one sinkhole. Today, over 7 inches of rain fell in Milwaukee in two hours. A sinkhole swallowed an Escalade. It's complete madness! This has got to be the most exciting thing ever to happen in Miluwakee. (pic)

A $60 billion war bill has passed the Senate—$30 billion for Obama's surge

Everyone who's anyone already knows that Bender Bending Rodriguez the Robot was "Hecho En Mexico". What we didn't know was that the foul-mouthed drunkard-bot can owe his continued livelihood to another member of the cast. Find out who inside.

It's finally happened: A guy wearing a Darth Vader costume robbed a bank in New York. A mask: cape, chest-piece, everything. What's most amazing is that this didn't happen at Comic-Con.