Not much is known about surprise Democratic South Carolina Senate nominee Alvin Greene, but military records obtained by the Associated Press provide some insight into Greene's honorable discharge from the Air Force in 2005.

Sarah Palin wrote on her Facebook page that building a mosque near Ground Zero is an "intolerable mistake." It was removed by an automated Facebook algorithm. It wasn't an anti-Palin algorithm: It was a mistake, and Facebook has now apologized.

Mr. D'Elia takes you on a whirlwind of jokes from his own inability to dress appropriately all the way to Germans poisoning you for having a birthday party. They are almost same thing anyway.

The meteoric expansion of the internet has, at times, gone so fast that people don't have time to think about what they say. Here are some of the dumbest things said about the world wide web and caught on tape.

31-year-old Christopher Stone runs two of the worst websites on the Internet: the teen gossip site StickyDrama and its sister amateur porn site, Sticky-n00dz. One day he recorded a sexual assault live and blogged about it, but didn't report it.

[This young woman dressed up to promote the zombie show The Walking Dead barely looked out of the ordinary at Comic-Con International, the annual geek convention in San Diego which kicked off today. Image via AP]

Having been surpassed by Apple in smartphones, tablet computers and even market capitalization, Microsoft is reportedly undergoing something of an internal crisis: Senior executives are said to want to push out CEO Steve Ballmer. Oh, the humiliation.

As Major League Baseball enters its second half, the Upright Citizen's Brigade takes a look at most memorable story of the first half.

A manhunt is on for the vandal who covered Sussex, England with big pictures of penises. The posters include the slogan "Fees set to rise later this year," and police think it may be "some sort of protest." [BBC] (Pic)

This is pretty amazing: researchers from Harvard and Northeastern universities took more than 300 million tweets over three years and analyzed them to create a graphic (and video) of America's mood at any given time and in any given place.

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer thinks she can get her client out of the slammer before August.

[Mila Kunis was not eating fried chicken today at Cafe Habana while filming Gawker's favorite movie, Friends with Benefits starring Justin Timberlake, down the street from our office. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

People get really touchy when it comes to their pets. Those who want their dogs by their sides at all times think restaurants should allow them inside. Others think it's disgusting and annoying. Where do you stand?

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Nicole Kidman interviewed Marion Cotillard for Interview magazine, and the result was either glorious or insufferable, depending on your perspective. It begins with the actresses calling to each other in the secret language of fabulosity:

Want to tell Inmate No. 2409752 (aka Lindsay Lohan) how much you miss her? Can't find her prison address or something to write your thoughts on? Fret not. We've done all the hard work. Just print, stamp, and send!

While nothing short of a mobilized Allied army seems capable of forcing Rep. Charlie Rangel out of Congress, the House ethics committee will charge him with official ethics violations, essentially setting up a trial — the first in eight years.

A truck headed to a slaughterhouse overturned yesterday, and a dozen cows broke free and made a run for it! Of course they'll all be caught and euthanized soon, so leave that part out when you tell the kids. [AP]

During some routine farm work on The Fabulous Beekman Boys, Josh started quoting Mommie Dearest. When Brent was unable to figure out what he was talking about, his partner expressed his surprise through a question.

Deborah had better count her money and get off the stage real quickly—that model looks about ready to snap aaaany second. Image via Buzzfeed.