The titanic Giudice auction has just been exposed, so it's funny that tonight's RHONJ chronicled Teresa and Joe's fancy 10th anniversary helicopter ride and Teresa's new massive diamond. In other news, Albie got a haircut and Danielle's daughter was cute.

For their 10th wedding anniversary, Joe and Teresa went on a romantic helicopter ride around New York city, spent a luxurious night in a Jersey City hotel, and Teresa got a yellow diamond the size of my face. They both addressed the fact that Joe's business was not doing as well as they were used to, but it didn't seem to effect anything. As always, Teresa spat golden sound bytes of ridiculous out of her mouth, here is a recap of the best from tonight's episode.

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After a whole season and a half, the audience was finally introduced to Danielle Staub's ex-husband Tom. Tom came to their daughter Christine's wedding Sweet 16, where Jillian sang an adorable song about being sisters.

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