CBS' new daytime lady-show gets a name, Glenn Beck's yearbook photos, Survivor shows TV agesim, Justin Timberlake's awful tequila commercial, ABC's president steps down, and the location of Don Draper's new bachelor pad.

Part of the Village is on lockdown ahead of Obama's visit to Anna Wintour's place.

Although we wish it were some kind of elaborate joke, there really is a sequel to James Cameron's Titanic coming soon. Sadly, neither Kate nor Leo are a part of the cast as the movie takes place 100 years later.

Partial New York Times owner and world's richest man Carlos Slim has purchased a Fifth Avenue townhouse across from the Metropolitan Museum for $44 million. To put that in perspective: Pinch Sulzberger is his doorman. Kidding! Just barely. [WSJ]

TONIGHT: sorority girls try to win a beach vacation on Minute to Win It, Top Chef cook for the Morning Joe anchors, Plain Jane makes its debut, and President Obama presents Paul McCartney with the Gershwin Prize.

Hey, your Congress did something today! The House passed a bill (already passed by the Senate) to reduce a relic of '80s-style freak-out legislation: reducing the massive disparity between powder and crack cocaine prison sentences.

ESPN's SportsNation debuted this video on Wednesday, fresh from the editing desk of DJ Steve Porter. It's a surprisingly catchy mash-up of sports press conferences, with a little Auto-Tune thrown in for flavor.

The Way We Live Now: with a long tail. Scrape together enough pennies from enough wretched poor people and before you know it, you're riding high! The poor were already poor. A little poorer won't hurt. Everyone wins!

Playboy's safe-for-work blog The Smoking Jacket has finally found its niche: lazy, amoral deadbeat dads. Headline from the site's first-ever Deadbeat Dad column: "How to Use Your Two-Year-Old Child As a Drug Mule." Sounds promising!

Today at Gawker.TV, Jon Stewart bids farewell to Tony Hayward, Heidi Klum talks about pants-pooping with Regis Philbin, Kristen Schaal's worst job ever, zombie Dick Cheney, and Louis C.K. tries to act alongside Matthew Broderick on Louie.

Congratulations to mcp2006 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich's fate is now in the hands of a jury.

You haven't seen President Obama until you've seen him computer-generated by your PlayStation. If your team wins the Super Bowl in the upcoming Madden NFL 11 video game, you earn the honor of a visit to the White House.

In search of paranormal activity, the ghost hunters venture to Colnbrook, England, home of the Ostrich Inn and the mass murderer that inspired the true tale of Sweeney Todd. Avoid ordering the meat pies while staying at this inn.

The theme of today's Rachael Ray was "Play with Your Food." She featured hibachi chefs, a champion of fried food, and a couple of food artists including Jason Baalman, who made a giant cheesy portrait of RR.

How did these stay under wraps so long? This week Star magazine unveils "eight never-before-seen graphic photos" taken by an old Angelina Jolie drug buddy. She wears tape on her nipples, a dog leash, and smokes heroin. Updated with pics!

Claiming it's just gymnastic exercise and has no sexual connotation—plus the class is open to boys—the Up Yer Pole pole-dancing academy offers classes to kids as young as six. Child fitness: good. Pole writhing: questionable? Who knows. [via]

This morning's Fox & Friends revisited a discrimination case filed against a Minnesota bar because of the bar's Ladies' Night. Things escalated when Gretchen Carlson and a panel discussed wages, free speech, and a hip-hop dance instructor.

In your tendentious Wednesday media column: The Awl vs. the NYO, the Village Voice vs. the Austin Chronicle, Sam Sifton vs. Dan Abrams, dumb people vs. David Remnick, and the NYT vs. the WSJ, magazine-style.

A federal judge has blocked controversial elements of the Arizona's SB 1070, the immigration law that goes into effect tomorrow. Yes, this block includes the "carry your papers" provision that got everyone nationwide all hot and bothered.