As the Battle of the Cheetos progresses into its fourth week, thousands of users have tasted victory on battlefields across the web. But time still remains to create your own Crunchy or Puffs army and achieve worldwide web domination. Do you have what it takes? Play now, and find out.

Today during CBS Early Show's Home segment Amy Matthews showed off a quick and cheap solution to your clogged drain. Watch and fawn along with Harry Smith at plumbing's newest ingenious invention. DJ Tanner could have used this.

On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Rachel Weisz reveals that she has a chicken ranch in upstate New York. This has helped her 4 year old son get his first job: Official Chicken Protector/Chicken Coop Urinator.

50 Cent was on The View today to promote his new film, Things Fall Apart. Watch the audience go crazy, and the hosts get all hot 'n' bothered when 50 shows off his tattoo removals on his forearm!

Mark Zuckerberg turned strangers' intimate moments into riches. We turned the tables on the Facebook CEO, lurking outside his house, following him out with his girlfriend and pals, and to Chinese language lessons. America's youngest billionaire got the paparazzi treatment.

Politico's Roger Simon is depressed, for journalism has been destroyed. Not by his own Politico, though! By the fact that some liberal bloggers and professors had an off-the-record listserve, Journolist, where they would talk about politics. How will America survive?

Supermodel Heidi Klum still gets nervous in front of large crowds. While hosting the season finale of the German version of Project Runway, she almost had the crap scared out of her- literally.

First, there was the War on Smoking. That got boring. Now, there's the War on Obesity. And everyone is forgetting about smoking altogether! Well, what do you expect, when the obese are out of control?

Last night's episode of Louie might have been the funniest thing on TV in ages. Laughing the whole way through the episode made it difficult to select the best highlights from the show, but we tried our best. Hilarity inside.

A lawyer for America's new sexy Russian outlaw, Texan beauty school grad Anna Fermanova, is mad about how "the New York press" is treating his client. Fermanova's not a spy, he says. Just an inadvertent exporter of blackmarket military technology.

Mark Zuckerberg's Age of Privacy Is Over

Zuckerberg leaving his Palo Alto house. Despite his wealth—his shares in Facebook are worth an estimated $4 billion—he lives a very low key lifestyle.

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The Eye, recently slammed by GLAAD for the second year in a row for having exactly zero LGBT characters on any of their shows, has decided to rectify their big gay problem. Three queer characters will be introduced next season.

On Tuesday, Attack of the Show! featured a clip of an epically-choreographed goal celebration by an Icelandic soccer team has been making the rounds on YouTube. "Team Haislip" kicked it up a notch with a tribute that's just as bizarre.

Great human genius Justin Timberlake can do it all: dance, sing into an Autotune apparatus, and now, direct a commercial for his very own tequila brand. "I'm cool. I'm cool. I am cool," thought Justin, while directing the following commercial.

The Colbert Report ran down some of the lesser known stories of the day. Stephen Colbert endorsed kiddie fashion and the continued cyborg-ization of Dick Cheney, but he reacted negatively to the idea of all plants having elephants' memories.

The Hill has released its 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill list, and, well... Republicans win! (Democrats, who actually work, look tired.) Other highlights: Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand comes in at #3 (?), and Scott Brown refused to pose naked.

Matt Lauer sat down with Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey, earlier today to talk about the state's economy. Somehow, the conversation changed and the elected official shared his harsh feelings on the Jersey Shore kids.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Oakland's massive legal marijuana farms have been officially approved. What's more American than farming?