First they're popping up underneath Ground Zero, now they're in the Arctic. Ghosts ships are everywhere! The HMS Investigator was abandoned in 1853 during a search for the Northwest Passage. Canadian archaeologists just discovered it! [AP]

Christopher Stone, the sleazy owner of the teen gossip/porn websites stickydrama and sticky-n00dz has been bragging recently about how he got into law school. Attention, mysterious law school! This man spends his free time harassing teenagers and videotaping live rapes.

The young, impressionable Bo Burnham gives us a musical ode to the magic of the high school party and its inevitable awkward drunken hookup.

If you've ever wondered what The Apprentice would be like if all the business stuff was replaced with the duties of an Imam, wonder no longer. Malaysia has a super exciting reality show based on this premise!

Want to add some spice to you Wednesday night? Join our live blog of Top Chef in the comments section under this post! It has all the ingredients of a good time — and no monosodium glutamate!

[President Obama placing his lunch order at the Tastee Sub Shop in Edison, NJ today before heading to New York City. Tonight he'll have a slightly more upscale dinner at Vogue editor Anna Wintour's home. Photo via AP]

The guys of Human Giant tackle the issue of viral videos. Dale is pissed when he finds out that he castrated himself in order to be internet famous, only to have Kevin make silly faces and get more views.

Remember when we said the Shit My Dad Says pilot lived up to its name? CBS agrees. After recasting the lead and reshooting scenes, they're comparing it to Big Bang Theory, which also required an overhaul between pilot and premiere.

The Wall Street Journal offers the world's best coverage of banana museums. But we wouldn't pay $600,000 for it! The WSJ jacked up the price it's charging the White House's news clipping service to $600,000! Not gonna happen.

House Democrats have passed 10 billion bills in the last year, only to watch them die in America's plutocratic cigar lounge, the Senate. Now some House Dems are pissed enough to sit-in on the Senate and stare at senators, angrily.

New details on sexy Russian blackmarket smuggler Anna Fermanova: She hid her contraband goods in Ugg boots in her carry-on bag, and her husband was deported to Russia for fraud and identity theft. He's an importer and currency trader. [TSG]

Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern is going to be profiled on Nightline tonight (barring breaking news, etc.), and apparently he discusses his history of drug abuse with host John Berman in pretty graphic detail.

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, seen here reacting a judge's injunction against odious portions of the state's immigration law, can barely contain her delight. Now she can continue stirring her base's anger before the election — without having to enforce anything.

During her round table joke session, Chelsea brought up a story about a black British family that gave birth to a white child. A series of race jokes followed, but something felt a little uncomfortable about the whole interaction...

Meet Deena Nicole Cortese, a 23-year-old friend of Snooki's from New Egypt, New Jersey. According to her defunct MySpace profile (don't worry, we've got screenshots) she is "ADDiCTiVE & ExPENiIV3 LiK3 COCAiNE!" She is America's newest court jester.

In what he billed as as possibly "the best bear video...ever" Shep Smith shares this wonderful clip of a baby bear being rescued by her mama after getting caught in a fisherman's net.

Underground 'Doomsday' bunkers: not just for paranoid maniacs any more! (Yes they are).

On My Life on the D-List, Kathy discovered that Tom has some pretty strange Ambien-induced nighttime behaviors, none of which he remembers. After several nightly raids and no "Kathy and junk food" alone time, she stages an intervention for him.

Famous war-loving ex-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is generally considered the greatest pianist in (White House) history. Last night she brought her skills to Philadelphia, backing Aretha Franklin at a fundraiser. Look at her go! Why aren't they constantly touring?

[Russell Brand—who legend has it, slept with 80 women a month before he met fiancee Katy Perry—runs around New York in his underpants while filming Arthur. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]