Two boys compete in Cumberland and Westmorland-style wrestling at Ambleside Sports in Ambleside England. Apparently, this type of wrestling was brought to England by Viking invaders. You have to wear those long Johns and briefs, which are called "centrepieces." Ha.

Contestants on Big Brother—with no TV or internet to distract themselves with—do a lot of talking. So let's take a look back at a week where it seemed everyone met their downfall by opening their big fat mouths.

Was the finance director of New York Rep. Mike McMahon's reelection campaign hired in 1927? Back then, it might have been a good idea to show how much 'Jewish money' your political opponent received. But not now! Not in 2010!

Steve Byrne is tired of Americans trying to separate themselves from themselves, within themselves. He thinks that we should be content with feeling American, without a hyphen.

We have waited and prayed for this day to come and now it is finally here. The return of Jersey Shore! What better way to celebrate than by joining us in our live blog to talk shit about the show!

She's been on just one season, but Ellen DeGeneres is leaving American Idol because it "didn't feel like the right fit for me." She may be replaced by Jennifer Lopez, who is "close to signing a deal." [AP]

Late last year, Malaysian investor Take Jho Low was all anyone could talk about on the Manhattan party circuit. We whispered that maybe he was an arms dealer Now, Jho Low demystifies himself in Malaysia's The Star newspaper.

Just when we'd forgotten what channel Lifetime was on again, another season of Project Runway has snuck up on us. It starts tonight, so join us in the comments for the premiere-episode live-blogging festivities!

A study found 80 percent of people who "check in" on sites like Foursquare are men. Foursquare retorted that it's nearly fully 40 percent female and attracting more ladies all the time. So don't go thinking it's desperate or anything!

A week ago, Glenn Beck called Brian Urlacher a neo-Nazi. This week, Glenn calls Urlacher his favorite athlete for keeping cool during Beck's joke. He then takes license to make a Klan joke.

[Like a typical New Yorker, this man wasn't about to let a protest get in the way of his morning jog across the Brooklyn Bridge. The marchers were protesting Arizona's new immigration law, which took effect today. Image via Getty]

We love any news story that includes "mummified skeletal remains." So this story about Tokyo's oldest man is a real treat. Turns out that he's been dead for 30 years, during which time he became a mummy.

Andy Samberg, with an interesting look, raps about his annoyance with everything and everyone in sight, which causes him to throw things on the ground.

There is something uniquely awkward about juxtaposing soft, naked bodies with big, brittle '80s hair. How did '80s people get it on without giggling? Never has this incongruity been more apparent than in newly-released photos of staged Bon Jovi orgies.

Today we looked at Sarah Palin's new book cover and we got a hint that she might be leaving the tea party crowd behind and joining the liberal cultural elite!

[Blonde hair flying, Mischa Barton looks like she's seen a ghost at a pub in London. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Apple is undermining American churches, say two Texas A&M professors, because Steve Jobs is on the way to replacing Jesus. Why would anyone think such a thing? Just look at the parallels.

A&E will run an interview with DC sniper Lee Boyd Malvo tonight, in which Malvo claims that he had co-conspirators who haven't been caught. Who got this scoop? William Shatner, who just called Malvo and asked. Journalism, motherfucker. [NYT]

How did the NBC Peacock get such bright feathers? This animated short by Nathan Love shows that the process wasn't the most pleasant experience. Conan knows how he feels.

Arizona Rep. Raul Grijalva closed his Yuma office this morning after staff found "a window shattered and a bullet inside." Grijalva has vocally opposed the new Arizona immigration law, a less-controversial version of which goes into effect today. [Image: AP]