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Newsweek—though financially ruined—had quite a few suitors for her attention. But her father, Donald Graham, won't let her just run off with any old fast fella with cash and flash. He's finding her a nice, old, upstanding buyer.

Disney has finally completed its excruciatingly long quest to sell Miramax. Price: $660 million. Buyers: an investment group headed by Ron Tutor, a California construction mogul. Non-buyers: the Weinsteins, Ron Burkle, Rob Lowe. Watch Pulp Fiction in their honor. [LAT]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Children in the Gaza Strip yesterday appeared to have broken their own previous Guinness World Record for the most kites flown, when 7,200 took to the skies over a beach in Gaza City. Image via AP

The U.S. consulate in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico has been closed for a "security review." In 18 months, over 4,000 people have been killed in the city.

Who took the photographs that Rick Norsigian bought at a garage sale for $45, and could eventually sell for $200 million? He says famous American photographer Ansel Adams. But some now claim either Uncle Earl or Pop Laval took them.

Yesterday a top set of dentures worn during WW2 by Winston Churchill that were specially crafted to keep his well known lisp sold at auction for £15,200 ($23,723). Churchill nominated his dentist, Wilfred Fish, for a knighthood.

Police in California over the last three weeks have arrested 100 people and destroyed 432,000 marijuana plants worth $1.7 billion in the Sierra Nevada Mountains. Perhaps they should have put it toward the state's $19 billion budget deficit. [BBC]

Price Is Right host Drew Carey lost 80 pounds by removing carbs from his diet and exercising six days a week. Good for him! Now he can beat up Bob Barker for talking shit about him. [People; pics via AP]

After being bitten by a barracuda while on a fishing trip, 14-year-old Koral Wira needed 51 stitches. But first she had to pose for a classic family photo with her father and the 42-inch fish. (She's okay now.) [F&S; Fark]

Lindsay Lohan is getting 250 letters a day in jail. You've been using your postcards!

Sorry ladies (and interested dudes), Paul Rudd's already married with 2 kids, and on the The Late Show, he elaborated on his tooth fairy excess and how he might have ruined other children's fantasies forever. Way to go, Rudd.

Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire Bill Clinton pal who just left jail after completing a sentence for soliciting sex with a minor, may be headed back soon: The Daily Beast reports that the Justice Department is investigating him for child trafficking.

What is it about dancing in front of video cameras that so attracts men in uniform? Get down with your bad self, anonymous Swedish policeman. (Note: Do not attempt anything similar in the U.S., where you will be arrested.) [Reddit]

On tonight's Colbert Report, Bravo SuperExecutive Andy Cohen and Stephen let out their own cattiness with a table read of Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Bensimon's classically dramatic fight from season 2.

Futurama loves to play with time travel, even at the expense of making any sense. Tonight Fry and company travelled ever further in time to discover a backwards time machine. It'll make sense if you watch the clip.

It's going to be tricky to pretened WIkileaks' Afghanistan leak is no big deal when Joint Chiefs of Staff Adm. Mike Mullen says things like '[Wikileaks] might already have on their hands the blood of some young soldier.' [NYT]

As you know, President Obama was on The View today (highlights here / BlackBerry and iPhone talk here). Predictably, the right wing media was just OUTRAGED about this. Tonight, Jon Stewart put them all in their place. Video inside.