Everyone lugs around tons of baggage wherever they go, but last night on the season premiere of Project Runway, the contestants had to mine each other's for gold. There was vision and delusion—and Heidi's horrible new haircut.

Last night, we met the contestants on the new season of Project Runway. At first, I was tied between who I wanted to win: Do I love the awkwardly funny, Puerto Rican, Casanova? Or the 50-year-old Peach? Decision inside.

"I love funny writing, but I'm sick of snark," says Nick Catucci, the new editor of RollingStone.com. Christ, first The New Yorker, then Rolling Stone...soon this virtually meaningless catch-all phrase capable of describing anything will have no friends left! [NYO]

The site of Lindsay Lohan's forthcoming court-ordered in-patient rehabilitation has been revealed: Newport Beach's Morningside Recovery clinic, a seaside facility that treats chemical addiction and mental illness.

Michael Nouri, who you might recognize from Damages or as Summer's Dad on The O.C., landed on All My Children as Erica Kane's latest love interest. One issue lies in the way of their love—he doesn't understand twitter!

The Way We Live Now: slowing down. Taking it easy. Why get so hung up on "economic growth?" Why not sit back on the yacht, counting our vast fortune obtained through professional sports or financial shenanigans? Doesn't that sound better?

Rep. Anthony Weiner's incredible rant last night, directed at Republicans for killing a health bill for 9/11 responders, landed him a Fox News appearance this morning alongside his specific GOP target, Rep. Peter King. More hilarious (but interesting!) bickering ensued.

Today's fourth hour anchors spent time looking at Awkward Family Pet Photos. Good ol' Kathie Lee insisted that this naked couple with cats looked like Jay and Mavis Leno, as Hoda just gasped, a little shocked at her co-host's statement.

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21-year-old Matthew Clemmens forced himself to vomit on a guy he was fighting with in the stands of a Phillies-Nationals game in April. Now he's been sentenced to 1-2 months in jail. The maximum sentence was two years.

Following reports that Levi Johnston's ex-girlfriend's been knocked up, Bristol Palin has stopped speaking to her fiance, communicating with him solely via text message while he cavorts in California with the sexy daughter of a former pro-football star.

Plenty of people listen to the calming sounds of nature, few dare to autotune them. In the alliance of nature and machine, there can only be one Internet Animal Orchestra.

In a candid interview with Slate, Phoebe Prince's father is surprisingly compassionate towards her daughter's bullies. On Today, correspondents rehash the story of Phoebe Prince's suicide and the potential effects that her father's recent interview could have.

Since the dawn of electronics, patriotic conservatives have longed to possess email addresses under the domain "Reagan.com." At long last, Ronald Reagan's eldest son, Michael, has made these addresses available... for $34.95 a year. Because "free" services are liberal.

50 Cent was so passionate about his role in Things Fall Apart, he convinced the entire crew to hold off on filming while starved himself completely by only drinking liquids. Say what you want about the guy, but that's dedication.

Due to environmental and societal factors, the subjects of the most important sociological experiment of our time—the eight guidos on MTV's Jersey Shore—were forced to leave their native habitat and migrate to Miami. The results were amazing.

The President mentioned in a speech today how good he felt purchasing his first car, a Jeep Grand Cherokee, and without naming names, insulted the poor Ford Granada his Grandfather taught him on.

A former stage manager for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon has filed a sexual discrimination complaint against Fallon, who "just prefers to take direction from a woman," the man—who worked with Conan O'Brien for 14 years—claims. [NYDN]

In an interview with Britain's Channel 4 News, a Taliban spokesman says they're using Wikileaks' enormous Afghanistan leak to identify and possibly punish Afghan informants. The moral calculus of this thing just got even more muddied.

In your ardent Friday media column: Christiane Amanpour has a sit-down job, the NYT wedding listings are now searchable, The Big Money folds, and Tribune Co.'s peerless execs would like lots of money, please.