How can this possibly be? He lost the role of Anchorman's Brian Fantana and the lead in Dinner for Schmucks to Rudd, and also an intense poker game some time ago. Yeah, that'll bruise a man's ego.

Howard Zinn, the popular leftist author and historian who died earlier this year, was quite the target of anti-communist surveillance in his heyday! The FBI accumulated a file of 423 pages on him over the years, which it released today.

[On the set of W.E.—the Madonna-directed movie about King Edward VIII's romance with American divorcée Wallis Simpson—the Queen of Pop interacts with one of her young stars. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Watch as these guys dance to songs from "What, What (In The Butt)" to "Kung-Fu Fighting," all while completely naked except for a plate over their male parts—which they later shatter for a view of their bums.

Steve Jobs has championed "freedom from porn," because, he suggests, pornography harms kids. But a technology broadcaster said he spent a porny weekend with Jobs—and Jobs' young family.

How would you like to find out that your doctor's undergrad days were spent majoring not in chemistry or biology, but in reading lesbian poetry and smoking reefer? Yes, it is time to overreact.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Did anyone else catch the Dinner For Schmucks preview during this week's episode of Louie? Do you think Jemaine is consciously parodying Russell Brand here, or are both dudes just mining the same archetypical rock-star machismo?

New York Rep. Anthony Weiner went nuts (again) last night, after Republicans blocked a health care bill for victims of 9/11 toxins over bullshit "procedural concerns." Is screaming in Congress like this inappropriate? Who cares! Enjoy.

When North Korea bowed out of the World Cup after losing every match, everyone wondered what would happen to them: Would they be sent to the coal mines? Executed? Fed to Kim Jong-Il's half-man/half-tiger monsters? They were publicly shamed.

Lots of cities choose nicknames that are "appealing" or "attractive." Not Washington, DC. No, Washington—a.k.a The District, a.k.a The Urrrea, a.k.a. The Once And Future Murder Capital—has smartly named itself after a ferociously unpopular bureaucracy.

YouTube can be a cluttered and distracting place if you want to just watch a video. It's good to know that there are simple extensions for your browser to improve YouTube.

Facebook is going to postpone its IPO until 2012, to get its shit together first.

The odd-looking viral-vid-loving Neil Young returned to Late Night last night to perform a haunting rendition of "Double Rainbow". In the cottage industry that sprang up for Double Rainbow song parodies, this one might be the best.

America is a nation in need of healing. But no healing shall be had. Because two of our most important toothpaste manufacturers are locked in legal battle to the death over the future of nurdles. Nurdles on packages. Toothpaste packages.

If there's one thing Sophie's learned from her father, it's that sex sells. This week, she and her cousin borrowed a page from the American Apparel handbook and attempted to make "plumber's crack" a more pleasant experience for everyone involved.

Montana Fishburne says her forthcoming sex tape is a calculated career choice. Foxy Brown flees the police after a massive brawl. Lindsay Lohan has no pillow. Robert Pattinson is a nail biter. TGIFriday gossip. Updated with Montana's DVD cover.

She's sterile but she's going to pass off an adopted baby as home-made. This actor and actress made a scene doing blow at a party and this singer is cheating with a reality star. At least they're public about it.

Chelsea Clinton is getting married on Saturday under a veil of secrecy in Rhinebeck, NY. Not secret enough, though: An insider provided us these exclusive photos of Astor Court—the palatial mansion serving as the venue—plus some inside information.

Chelsea and Marc walking down Park Avenue in May 2006. [Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

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