Today on Rachael Ray, the star of Super Nanny was on to help audience members with their child problems. Watch as this boy pleads with his mom to have a Facebook at the ripe age of ten.

The progressive webscape has been alight for the past couple days with the story of a truly amazing bit of racism—the Tea Party Comix.

[Role model and Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is carted off by the police for disorderly conduct today in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. Don't worry, JWOWW's on her way to post bail. Image via INF]

As you know, Snooki was arrested today in Seaside Heights for disorderly conduct. And judging by this video—obtained moments ago by TMZ—in which Snooki attempts (and fails) to get on a bike, it's not hard to imagine why.

NPH stopped by The Late Late Show last night and just spent the whole time being as cute as a button. Watch him hit on Geoff the robot and debate "vomity" locales with Craig Ferguson.

NBC announced today that 30 Rock will do a live show this fall. It will be the same show, performed twice for each time zone. More news and links inside!

The subcommittee investigating Rep. Charlie Rangel has recommended giving him a "reprimand"—a firm slap on the wrist, essentially—for his numerous terrible ethics violations, as opposed to the harsher "censure" or "expulsion." So anticlimactic! [Image: Getty]

A real-life superhero for our time, this young lad recounts how he boldly warned his family of a fire with what will become his bat signal: "BLOOM."

TONIGHT: Friday Night Lights and Eureka headline another slow summer Friday allowing you to save your energy for a big Sunday which includes Mad Men and AMC's new show Rubicon, plus True Blood and Sasha Grey's guest spot on Entourage.

The Anti-Defamation League has issued a pathetic statement opposing Cordoba House, aka the "Ground Zero Mosque." While the ADL condemns the bigotry galvanizing Cordoba's opponents, and thinks proponents have "every right" to build there... it says they shouldn't anyway. Huh?

Last night, the second season of Jersey Shore was unleashed upon America with the fury of a pack of juiced up, ecstasy-popping beat beaters. After roadtripping down the east coast, the cast arrived at their new digs in Miami.

[Music producer Fernando Garibay tweeted a "surreal moment" last night: "@LadyGaga is cooking me dinner." Hope there's no rat poison in it. Image: Fernando Garibay via djmbm]

TMZ reports that Jersey Shore guidette Snooki was just arrested on the beach in Seaside Heights for "disorderly conduct." When is she ever orderly? Details are still sketchy, but we already have our "Free Snooki" T-shirts made.

Since many American seniors still believe that the explicit goal of ObamaCare is to kill them all, immediately, the government has hired 84-year-old Andy Griffith to explain all of the Medicare goodies they'll now receive before Obama kills them.

Unfuck The Gulf: the charity that lets you buy a t-shirt, contribute to charity, and watch small children screaming "fuck" on video, all for a good cause. Well. It probably wasn't necessary to use children, technically. Fucking BP!

Dr. Phil must be missing his home state of Texas, because he and his wife just paid close to $30 million for this five-bedroom house in Beverly Hills that looks just like the Alamo. Or a fake villa.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jimmy Fallon performs a "double rainbow" song as Neil Young, Futurama gets stuck traveling forward in time, naked people with cats, and Ron Livingston may be the only person alive that doesn't like Paul Rudd.

Congratulations to SquaredCircle for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

These two dirty, flirty self-promoters are a match made in heaven, especially now that Levi Johnston's off the market. Kathy and Mike can pack a lot of opinion and innuendo into a two-minute interview.

Who knew that non-humans predicting sports matches could be as profitable as the humans who play in them? Paul the Octopus has received "more than 160 endorsement offers and a book deal." We would pay for this book!