[No, it's not a new trend in insane hair, it's just some girls who got too close to President Obama's helicopter today while watching him depart for Atlanta from the South Lawn of the White House. Image via Getty]

In the online dating scene, there are racists and people who talk too much. What happens when you run into someone who happens to be both? Let's find out!

Word from inside Wired is the magazine is prepping a cover story in which editor Chris Anderson declares that "the Web is Dead." At a magazine founded by digital utopians, that would be something close to sacrilege.

Hey, what ever happened to irate colon cleanse enthusiast and former Nonsociety oversharer Mary Rambin? We are glad you asked. She's now writing a blog called "Houston Social" (media, that is!) on the Houston Chronicle's site. Respect her swagger.

Jeff Greene, the weird billionaire playboy who, for some reason, wants to be Florida's Democratic senator, owns a "party yacht" called Summerwind and employs a staff to maintain it. And the staff of Summerwind really, really hate Jeff Greene.

The Princeton Review's newest college rankings declare that the University of Georgia is the nation's top party school, while Brigham Young University is the "most sober" school. Interestingly, both suck big time. [Bloomberg. Pic via]

Trust, the latest movie from Friends star David Schwimmer, is like the dramatic equivalent of watching a "To Catch a Predator" segment on Dateline, but with Clive Owen instead of Chris Hansen. This thing sure looks like a turkey.

Set in Atlantic City during the 1920's, Boardwalk Empire explores the golden era of gangsters in which the likes of Al Capone and Lucky Luciano take on John Q. Law over the Prohibition act. Trailer inside.

The Way We Live Now: without the kitchen sink. We sold it off, along with the rest of the house. Had to. Can't afford a home. Can't afford a decent train. And even god can't get us a vacation.

The Arrested Development movie has half a script written, Steven Tyler's (probably) a new American Idol judge, 10 questions with Alison Brie, Pee Wee gets down, and Damon Lindelof shares his favorite mean-spirited fans from upset Lost fans.

Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub has been looking to unload the Wayne, NJ "mansion" that she currently lives in for quite some time. Word is she's now looking to buy a condo, and it's practically in New York.

TONIGHT: Lots of TV on tonight! We have the season finale of The Bachelorette, followed by The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose, day two of SHARK WEEK, B*TCHES, a new RHONJ, the final five on Last Comic Standing, and more!

Fred Wills, Jr.—chef and owner of Virginia Beach restaurant Big Daddy's: A Touch of the South—has been charged with running a cocaine and marijuana drug ring in four states, Eater.com reports.

What are the two scariest things known to man? Ghosts, because we can't see them and Spiders because... they're spiders. College Humor brings us a preview of the SyFy channel's latest intentionally ironic low budget horror film.

Rep. Charlie Rangel's ethics trial is officially old news, now. Why? Because we might just be getting a second House Democrat's ethics trial soon, for longtime congresswoman Maxine Waters. Why can't these busybody ethics investigators just play it cool?

[Snooki snacks on a phallic popsicle outside a sex store in New Jersey. Image via INF.]

Congratulations to Shannon Maldonado for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Good Day New York hits the streets to talk about butt-enhancers, Entourage goes overboard on celebrity cameos, Kourtney Kardashian confronts her idiot baby daddy, Real Housewife Teresa Giudice visits the The View to explain her massive debt.

In "this economy," we don't have many exports except, apparently, for serial killers. American fugitives William Dathan Holbert and Laura Michelle Reese were arrested in Costa Rica as suspects in as many as nine murders in Panama.

Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell made an appearance on The Today Show to promote The Other Guys. Boston native Wahlberg revealed the bittersweet feelings he had when filming a scene where he got to shoot the legendary Yankee Derek Jeter.