We've written a lot lately on American Apparel's disturbing beauty-based hiring policy. Let us acknowledge: other retailers are similarly inclined. Take Abercrombie & Fitch, for example.

Kourtney and Scott's tumultuous relationship came to a head last night when Kourtney confronted her baby daddy about his partying. In this clip, Scott releases his anger by punching a mirror, causing him to end up in the emergency room.

Newsweek editor Jon Meacham will leave the magazine once Sidney Harman's purchase of it is complete, Keith Kelly says. Meacham feels unwanted since his secret team of billionaire bidders didn't prevail, perhaps? Think tank, ho! [NYP. Know details? Email me.]

The Harpo team has released a trailer for Oprah's "farewell season" before she heads over to cable. If this is what we're in store for, it's going to be a really looong season.

Last night on Scoundrels we found out that Cheryl's boss isn't as friendly as she would like us to believe. So to stay in the straight and narrow what does Cheryl do? She steals her boss' car.

Popular paranoid congresswoman Michele Bachmann, founder of the House Tea Party Caucus, must've caught her somethin' terrible last week, for she was hospitalized Friday! What liberal virus crept into her? No one knows, but hey, she's recovering nicely.

The New York designer suing for control of Facebook says he has evidence gleaned from more than a year's worth of emails with founder Mark Zuckerberg. But the magic mushroom enthusiast might just be tripping.

Ron Livingston isn't the only celebrity who embraces viral cat videos! Oh wait... yes he is, because Kato Kaelin hasn't been relevant since 1994. And even then he wasn't a celebrity. Just some guy who lived in O.J. Simpson's garage.

After winning a bet against Tor, Whitney is promised a night in the sack with sex toys. In this clip, watch as Whitney tackles the difficult task of buying the perfect dildo.

Lindsay Lohan is either "in good spirits" or "depressed" on day one of rehab. She may have had a "spiritual revelation." She is either thankful or indignant. She is sought-after. Meanwhile, her dad "sucks the life out of another blonde."

Fifteen years ago, Tina Fey was just another Second City comedian looking for a paid gig. This Mutual Savings Bank ad from 1995 was her first commercial—and quite regrettable. Her hair! Her voice! That script! Awkward video inside.

While dog sitting for a friend, Terrell Owens takes in a game of hoops with his buddies. The Cadillac of men proceeds to dominate his fellow chums and their weak trash-talk in defense of his new canine companion, Bouchet.

Somali pirates have hijacked a cargo ship "carrying bags of cement." Well...good effort.

Former television star Steve Carell will not be happy until every movie in the cineplex is his and they are all making money. He is one seriously greedy bastard. Leonardo DiCaprio better watch out.

In your sober Monday media column: Thomas Frank moves to Harper's Magazine, Newsweek has a new owner, why CNN passed over Katie Couric, the NY Daily News is caught ripping off a story, and Dan Le Batard speaks the truth.

George W. Bush's "people" have started scheduling promotional hoopla for his memoir, Decision Points, coming in November. Fortunately for Republicans, his first one-on-one interview — a primetime special with Matt Lauer! — will take place days after the midterm elections.

Eastbound and Down's Kenny Powers may not currently have a team to play for but that hasn't stopped K-Swiss execs from trying to land his endorsement. The big-league hurler makes his outlandish demands, which include porno, motorcycles, and tattoos, known.

Praise be to the television and internet gods! Hulu recently added both seasons of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! so you can delve back into all the cartoon and live-action Mario you've missed since 1989.

This season was supposed to be about a fresh start, about reinvention, but just two episodes in and we're already plagued with nearly-forgotten faces from long ago. The past always comes back to haunt you, especially if you're Don Draper.

You know when you come across something that's hilarious, and even more so because it wasn't intended to be? This video—of a pastor and his crew's auto-tuned talk about "The MoJo, baby!" (for promotion?)—fits the bill perfectly.