TONIGHT: Lots of TV on tonight! We have the season finale of The Bachelorette, followed by The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose, day two of SHARK WEEK, B*TCHES, a new RHONJ, the final five on Last Comic Standing, and more!

8:00 PM

The Bachelorette As Bonnie Fuller would say, OMG BFFs! Ali gives out her final rose in the season finale! (ABC)
Lie to Me Cal risks being exposed as a gambler when a fighter is found dead in an underground fight club. (FOX)
Secret Life of the American Teenager Ruben asks Ricky to reestablish a friendship with Adrian, a move that displeases Ashley, who still has feelings for Ricky. (ABC Family)

9:00 PM

Shark Attack Survival Guide It's Shark Week, b*tches! (Discovery)
The Closer Provenza shacks up with a flight attendant on company time, but then—shocker—he finds a dead body in her condo! Time to call Kyra Sedgwick... (TNT)
Last Comic Standing The Final 5 take the stage, and comedian Ron White gives a special performance. (NBC)
The Good Guys DRAMA ALERT: A crime family dispatches an assassin to kill a man in the Witness Protection Program after Dan accidentally exposes the man's identity, and it's up to Dan, Jack and a beautiful U.S. Marshal to keep the witness alive. (FOX)
Huge Alistair shares a secret with Trent when they bond during a spirit quest. Meanwhile, Amber and Will wind up lost in the woods. Again, why is her name Will? (ABC Family)

9:30 PM

Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory Rob develops an alter ego named Barry Bright, who films an infomercial for a new piece of exercise equipment. (MTV)

10:00 PM

Day of the Shark 3 More Shark Week, b*tches! (Discovery)
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa and Joe run into financial problems, Danielle does crazy things, and the rest of the gals plan a ~getaway~. (Bravo)
True Bachelorette: After the Final Rose OMG BFFs! A reunion/recap/something, or something. (ABC)
The Hard Times of RJ Berger RJ befriends a tough guy in detention; Lily tries out for the cheerleading squad, hoping to win RJ's attention. (MTV)

10:30 PM

Warren the Ape Warren forms his own support group after getting kicked out of Alcoholics Anonymous for being disruptive. (MTV)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Mary Roach (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report Jimmy Cliff (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Shaquille O'Neal, Ali Fedotowsky (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Jim Parsons, Tricia Helfer, Tom Morello & Boots Riley's band Street Sweeper Social Club (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Gabrielle Reece, John Caparulo, Christina Pazsitzky, Matt Braunger (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Sylvester Stallone, Criss Angel, Queens of the Stone Age (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Kathy Griffin, Adam McKay, Trey Songz (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Will Ferrell, Damian Marley & Nas (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Eddie Izzard, George Hamilton (CBS)