[Yesterday North Korea held the opening ceremony for its Arirang Festival — a two month gymnastics and dance performance that includes some 100,000 participants. Image via AP/KCNA]

It wouldn't be summer without hot dogs and bologna sandwiches, right? Well, you might want to think twice before eating processed meats, because the nitrites and nitrates used to preserve, color and flavor them could cause bladder cancer.

Actor Dan Resin, better known as the Ty-D-Bol man, died Saturday of complications from Parkinson's disease. Besides his role as pitchman for the toilet cleaner, Resin also played Dr. Beeper in Caddyshack.

Singer Justin Bieber, who is 16, will play himself in a 3D biopic about his life. The man who directed An Inconvenient Truth is in negotiations to direct it. I don't know what else to say. Good luck, earth. [Deadline]

There's nothing like a day of fishing on the open ocean with a beer in your hand... until your boat randomly catches fire and explodes and you fall into shark infested water. Tonight, Shark Week taught you how to survive.

Meet Kieron Williamson, a seven-year-old kid from Norfolk, England. Like a lot of kids, Kieron likes to paint—landscapes, mostly, using watercolors. The only difference is, Kieron just sold 33 of his paintings—for a total of $200,000.

[A giant maze opened in London's Trafalgar Square today to encourage visitors to "get lost" in the West End. If only there was a superlative adjective that lent itself to puns involving the word "maze"! Pic via Getty.]

"A notorious American youth gang... has hit Sydney," writes Australian tabloid The Daily Telegraph. Is it the Bloods? The Crips? The Latin Kings? No, it's the fearsome Midwestern clowns the Juggalos, obsessive fans of face-painted rappers Insane Clown Posse.

Just a few days after discovering that Tokyo's "oldest man" had actually been dead for 30 years, city officials found out the oldest woman—supposedly 113 years old—hasn't been seen since 1986. Embarrassing! [BBC; pic via Shutterstock]

The newest figures on the size of the BP oil spill place it at 4.9 million barrels, or 205.8 million gallons.

Tonight on Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory: on top of getting a picture of a bikini-clad Chanel in Maxim, Rob's alter-ego Barry Bright made an infomercial for the newest and most groundbreaking piece of home work-out equipment available: the iCore Cruncher.

Tonight on No Reservations, Anthony Bourdain unearthed some ten-years-old footage from when his cooking and writing careers were catching fire. Here, he discusses why he wanted to be a chef.

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele had a nice conversation with a donor last week about the possibility of a leadership challenge from former Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman. Except: The "donor" was a conservative blogger. Who published the whole conversation.

[These baby Chilean Flamingos are wandering in the Uyuni salt desert in Bolivia, abandoned by their parents after a late nesting triggered by extremely cold weather. The adults, hungry and disoriented, have been appearing in urban environments. Pic via AP.]

Bill O'Reilly is obsessed with Lady Gaga—this is fact (examples here). Tonight, O'Reilly spent a portion of his show discussing Gaga's refusal to cancel an Arizona show in protest of the state's controversial immigration law. More inside.

No matter how many times you Tweet it, Bill Cosby is not dead. He is a little upset, though.

Nick DiPaolo likes his women skinny, his Italian food from anywhere but The Olive Garden and cannot smell what The Rock is cooking.

Under the terms of a new plea deal, actor Charlie Sheen will be sentenced to 30 days at the rehab facility where he's already stayed for a month. And he'll be credited time served. Actual "jail" time: Seconds. Meeeeen. [TMZ]

On the season finale of Holly's World, the title character accompanied her friend Angel to the doctor. When informed she can't have sex for three weeks following boob job surgery, Angel tried to find a way to avoid doctor's orders.

YouTube user IcySpicyLeoncie makes a music video for one of her "songs" by green screening herself into some of the most random locations with the weirdest outfits (not to mention her voice which can only be described as... interesting).