Was it good for you? David Letterman and Will Ferrell cuddle in bed after a rousing rendition of "Send in the Clowns." [Video] Check inside for more TV happening and internet junk!

TONIGHT: There is a TON of new TV on tonight. Literally. For example, the season premiere of The Rachel Zoe Project. (Literally.) Also new: Hell's Kitchen, SHARK WEEK, Shaq Vs., Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, and much more!

Occasionally, New York City's King, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, takes stands that aren't the easiest, politically. Now that Cordoba House—the so-called "Ground Zero Mosque"—will be constructed, let's give the man major credit for his rigorous defense.

Our photo of an Abercrombie manager's strident "styling" note in a break room brought forth a flood of reminiscences from commenters familiar with Abercrombie's hotties-only hiring policies. Our favorite, though, was this email from a regretful former Hollister manager.

RJ gets detention—aka minority island—for popping pills (aspirin) in the principle's office. While there, RJ befriends the school's group of gangstas who lead him down a deviant road ending in bloodshed and gunfire...nail-gunfire that is.

Judges in The Hague have granted supermodel Naomi Campbell's lawyers' request that the media be banned from covering her entering and leaving a courtroom when she testifies at the trial of Liberia's former dictator. There's concern over her safety.

Science just got some street cred, snitches. Last night on Late Night, rapper Milky J expressed his love for the Hubble Space Telescope by traveling to NASA to defend its honor against the newer James Webb Telescope.

Congratulations to Chocolate-Wafer for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Will Ferrell and David Letterman hop in bed together, Stephen Colbert thinks he's gay, The Bachelorette finale, talkin' politics with Basil Marceaux, and Whoopi Goldberg attacks Radar Online for releasing the now-infamous Mel Gibson tapes.

The Old Spice Man has been busy. Verrrrry busy—sending ardent fans and random Tweeters personalized video responses to their titillating questions. Why is Old Spice Man regularly peppered with inquiries? Watch and see, ladies. Watch and see.

[Some fake retro Madonnas shop at the launch of the singer and her daughter's clothing line, Material Girl, at Macy's in Herald Square today. Image via Getty]

Despite the fact that college degrees are worthless, kids these days are scrambling to attend any school, no matter how fake, out of desperation. The real victims: the colleges. What are they going to do with all you kids?

People who tried to buy Twitter followers apparently had their accounts compromised in the process. So tweeters trying to fool the world were, themselves, made into fools. That's sweet, sweet social networking justice, right there.

All famous actors had to start somewhere... including Paul Rudd. What better way to spend your Bat Mitzvah than with an uber 90s Rudd, complete with an ironic yellow half-tux, helping you blow out the candles?

Study: teens who spend lots of time online are more likely to be depressed. Another study: teens who watch reality TV are more likely to get plastic surgery. And teens who watch reality TV online think their boob jobs suck.

Sure, Sandra Bullock had an awful year in the press what with her cheating husband and all. But she raked in $56 million last year for starring in The Proposal and The Blind Side. Maybe that makes up for it?

The FBI is hopping mad at Wikipedia! Apparently they've threatened Wikipedia with legal action if the online encyclopedia doesn't remove a picture of its official seal from the FBI entry at once. Wikipedia's lawyers, while squelching laughter, have replied "no."

Nine people (and counting) have been killed in a workplace shooting in Manchester, Connecticut.

On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Kathy Griffin offers to be the very first Celebrity Seat Filler in order to actually go to the Emmy's. Voting academy take note: she's also offering handjobs in exchange for winning in her category.

"The cops are watching the Internet... you are being federally investigated!" screamed Jessi Slaughter's father on this recording of a recent Tinychat session gone awry. The Internet's most famous 11-year-old is back—and it's ugly. Videos and more, inside.