Alas! America's first family Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have called it quits, again, after Johnston told Palin he may have fathered a child with an ex-girlfriend. Is there any hope? Levi's lawyer thinks so!

Shaq is back to take on the greatest athletes in the world, whether it be in an athletic competition or not. This week Shaq Diesel decided to test himself on a Nascar track against the legendary Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Ever find yourself asking, "What is my social media 'strategy'?" Here's your answer.

This Thursday, why not tune into CNN's Larry King Live on CNN? CNN reports that musician Wyclef Jean might announce his already-mostly-confirmed candidacy for president of Haiti—but you'll have to watch CNN to find out! [CNN]

Foul mouthed Bob Saget sings a song about how Danny Tanner was in fact not gay to the tune of the Backstreet Boys "I Want It That Way." Whether he was or wasn't it's a pretty hilarious song.

Blogger Gabrielle Birkner unearthed video of her 1992 Bat Mitzvah, which would be totally boring to watch—except that the DJ was a floppy-haired, pre-fame Paul Rudd, wearing a yellow tux jacket and Doc Martens.

[Authorities seized $100 million of fake designer merchandise—including sunglasses and purses—from Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco today. Now you'll have to save up for the real thing. Image via AP]

Fox and Friends gathered a bunch of white people and an Asian lady in a ballroom in Arizona and had them complain about Barack Obama and how he hates them individually.

Slate wrote a special computer program to monitor Sarah Palin's Facebook wall, and deletions by the critter-shootin' Republican reveal her unwritten rules of engagement: Do not make Palin look unpopular, racist, insane or in any way wrong, on her Facebook.

Last night we shared this story about a seven-year-old who is selling paintings for way too much money. One of you put his artwork into a little narrative, and it was very funny.

We were lucky to get an advance copy of Showtime's The Big C and we're happy to report that Showtime continues to ride its hot streak of great shows with its newest, as it offers up big-time laughs and performances.

The internet is full of strange people. Corinna Burt may be the strangest. The prominent white supremacist is an undertaker, bodybuilder, and former torture porn star. By phone, she discussed her unusual life and how racism "saved her" from porn.

Rachel Maddow returned from vacay last night with a message for Tea Partiers who've elected our founding fathers as their team mascots: leave the Revolutionary War re-enactors alone! Video inside.

Last night on Huge, the campers ventured into the woods on a "Spirit Quest," during which Alistair, the effeminate social pariah, and Trent, the camp's heartthrob jock, share a touching moment under the stars. Video inside.

Raised in a family of liberal Democrats, all of whom voted for Obama, Corinna Luray Burt joined the white pride movement late in life.

Lynda France claims after she caught him cheating, her husband married the other woman and took their kids all while still married to her. Never put anything you don't want others to see online; it'll all be in lawsuit later.

Watch as the beautiful Bella Twins strike out with WIll Ferrell and a seemingly desperate Mark Wahlberg strikes out with the Bellas. Will Ferrell does have great hair, I guess.

Republican Congressman Bob Inglis was defeated by a Tea Party-backed candidate earlier this summer. And now that he's leaving Congress, he enjoys sharing "confessions" of insane Tea Party stuff he's heard at rallies. For example: What's social security really about?

The Way We Live Now: burning the ruling class's cherished symbols to the ground and salting the earth behind us. Why not? If we're gonna die from high salt diets, we might as well die while destroying a golf course.

Wendie Malick stopped by The Wendy Williams Show to promote her new show, Hot in Cleveland. Watch the interview get off to an uncomfortable start as Williams dishes some seriously awkward compliments to Malick.