TONIGHT: There is a TON of new TV on tonight. Literally. For example, the season premiere of The Rachel Zoe Project. (Literally.) Also new: Hell's Kitchen, SHARK WEEK, Shaq Vs., Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, and much more!

8:00 PM

Breakthrough with Tony Robbins Breakthroughs! Spray tan! Muscles! Tony Robbins! (NBC)
Hell's Kitchen The final four chefs must re-create one of Chef Ramsay's specialties without being told what ingredients are in it. (FOX)
Pretty Little Liars The girls are stuck at school when a storm hits town. (ABC Family)
Wipeout People do stupid things and hurt themselves for money, as per usual. (ABC)

9:00 PM

America's Got Talent 12 of the final 48 acts perform in Los Angeles. THIS SHOW WILL NEVER END. NEVER! (NBC)
Shark Bite Beach SHARK WEEK! Examining the 2008 shark attacks that occurred along the coasts of California and Mexico. (Discovery)
Shaq Vs. Shaquille O'Neal heads to North Carolina to take on Dale Earnhardt Jr. in a head-to-head race at Concord Speedway. (ABC)
19 Kids and Counting Ugh. The Duggars. Ugh. (TLC)
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List Kathy curses on national television—-thereby embarrassing her mother, Maggie, yet again. Maggie stays awesome, because she is the sh*t. (Bravo)

9:30 PM

1,000 Ways to Die A gigolo's demise; a pool hopper's death; a low note for a boy band; a dead peeper; monk vs. donkey. (Spike)

10:00 PM

The Rachel Zoe Project Season Three premieres! And we find out what really happened regarding Taylor's departure from the company. Like, we literally find out what happened. Literally. (Bravo)
Teen Mom Maci reconnects with an ex on Valentine's Day; Amber and Gary's romantic dinner doesn't go as planned; Farrah opens up about an emotional secret; Catelynn's boyfriend struggles with the adoption. (MTV)
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List Kathy travels to Washington, DC to fight for the repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" law. (Bravo)
Rescue Me As Colleen's drinking continues to spin out of control, Tommy takes an aggressive approach to get her to stop. (FX)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Will Ferrell (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Laura Ingraham (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Dylan McDermott, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Flo Rida (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Luke Wilson, Margaret Cho, Billy Ray Cyrus (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Lisa Lampanelli, Brad Wollack, James Van Praagh, Jo Koy (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Betty White, Sam Trammell, Black Crowes (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Samuel L. Jackson, Connie Britton, Spoon (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Michael Cera, Rachel Maddow, Herbie Hancock (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Jeffrey Tambor, Drew Thomas (CBS)