Kevin Pereira "stood up" with MTV's simian superstar on Monday's Attack of the Show! to discuss the existential quandaries associated with being a puppet. Will this appearance help convert some of Warren's innumerable BitTorrent downloads into TV ratings?

In your crafty Tuesday media column: Erin Andrews has a pet topic, Rupert Murdoch is assuring his success in various endeavors, lots of advice for Newsweek, and a new magazine head at Meredith.

Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian posted the story of how his community news startup helped him through his girlfriend's five-story-fall and coma, his mother's multi-year struggle with a terminal brain condition, and dog's death. He telecommuted from the hospital. Touching.

Ten British lads strip naked on a fishing trip and are videotaped by a nearby helicopter. It's barely a story, but you know the press can't contain themselves when there's occasion for penis puns. If only there were close ups.

The three ladies who received a makeover on this week's RuPaul's Drag U all work dirty jobs. Kris Jenner was the celebrity judge, and contestants had to find their inner Kardashian—filled with ego, curves and sexilicious dance moves.

Today, The View welcomed Radar Online's David Perel to discuss the site's exclusive Oksana Grigoviera/Mel Gibson tape scandal. In this clip, watch Whoopi Goldberg give Perel the third degree after Perel insists that the site was just "reporting the news."

Congressman Mike Rogers, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, told a Michigan radio station that he thinks Pfc. Bradley Manning, if found guilty of giving classified military videos and documents to Wikileaks, should be executed for treason.

The big finale of The Bachelorette aired last night and what happened wasn't that much of a surprise. Parents were met, tears were shed, and an engagement happened at the end. What did it take to get there? Details inside.

Like the movie itself, this College Humor Inception parody video is brilliant. Unlike the movie, though, it's not hard as hell to understand. But it sure is fun to watch the characters attempt to make sense of everything! Video inside.

Healthy bullets! Healthy gay blood! Healthy weed! Healthy ticks! Healthy yoga! Healthy ketamine! Healthy magazines! And completely unhealthy sperm of the deceased! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—but not that closely, that's gross!

On the Late Show, Will Ferrell informed Dave of next project—taking over Caterine Zeta-Jones' role on Broadway. Skeptical? Watch this "impromptu" performance complete with a bassoon and finale consisting of the host and Ferrell in bed together.

Everyone thinks that the fights and confrontations on the Real Housewives of New Jersey come out of nowhere, but they have all been foretold by a very powerful soothsayer. Come, have a look at an ancient, earth-shattering artifact.

We all know Homer Simpson is a big fan of food, but it's really not until you lay his daily food intake out onto a single table that you get an idea of how much of a glutton he is.

Not that kind of sex tape, you pervert! Eva Mendes is practical, duh, and that's why she's decided to release her own brand of tape that "Secures EXtremely well," giving her the perfect acronym. Watch Mendes pitch her product inside.

Ponzi schemer to the stars Ken Starr gets the Vanity Fair treatment this week, along with dozens of A-listers he allegedly scammed. (Sylvester Stallone! Nora Ephron! Walter Cronkite!) But the juiciest stories come from his pole-dancing wife, Diane Passage.

Beloved America-owner Goldman Sachs has "quietly revised" its stance on political activity, pledging "not to spend... on political advertising." What noble restraint, in this age of oligarchy. Or is it just that they've already bought out the store?

Confused as to why GLAAD did not find his punditry offensive, Colbert examined his crew and discovered that he avoided GLAAD's wrath due to his love of Bud Light Lime.

It's official: as expected, Conde Nast will abandon Times Square in 2014 and move its headquarters and moving to the 1 World Trade Center building at Ground Zero. Anna Wintour demanded to be closer to the mosque. [NYT]

On Today, Jason Schwartzman and Anna Kendrick stopped by to promote their new film. Schwartzman was adorable as always and gave an incredible promotion for his movie (almost to a fault: this better be the best movie ever).

The American Apparel ad spoofer has returned! (It's still nonexistent, though).